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The Recently Deflowered Girl
« on: January 09, 2009, 01:42:22 am »
Via Metafilter: With illustrations by Edward muthafuckin' Gorey.

Edit: The original link no longer works. But there is another.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2009, 01:21:25 pm by Golfhaus »
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Re: The Recently Deflowered Girl
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2009, 03:04:40 am »
If Vlad were ever to write a book, I suspect the result would be something very similar to this.
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Re: The Recently Deflowered Girl
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2009, 04:03:15 am »
My God, there aren't enough cans.
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Re: The Recently Deflowered Girl
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2009, 05:13:17 am »
You had me at "Deflowered by a Marimba Player".
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Re: The Recently Deflowered Girl
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2009, 05:29:52 am »
There's a marimba at my parents' house back East.

A friend's grandfather was a collector of musical instruments and had nowhere to put it when he moved to Arizona and...

So it is at my parent's place. Strange thing that it is.
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Re: The Recently Deflowered Girl
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2009, 06:57:22 am »
this is so good.
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