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Hey, Cort!
« on: August 12, 2010, 07:53:31 pm »
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Re: Hey, Cort!
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2010, 07:59:49 pm »
whoa happy bday cj! i was looking for something to put on my calendar today, too.

NACHOS.
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Re: Hey, Cort!
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2010, 08:03:19 pm »
I think you should dance like there's ass in your ##### today.

Happy Birthday!
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Re: Hey, Cort!
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2010, 08:29:22 pm »
'Chos!
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Re: Hey, Cort!
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2010, 09:36:27 pm »
Cort-o, it's your birthday. Happy Birthday Cort-o.
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Re: Hey, Cort!
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2010, 09:44:11 pm »
i you get some sloppy affection.
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Re: Hey, Cort!
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2010, 09:55:30 pm »
Look up something fun to do, and then do it.

Nachos seems like a pretty popular idea.
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Re: Hey, Cort!
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2010, 10:15:27 pm »
Hope you have a great birthday with no tornados.
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Re: Hey, Cort!
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2010, 11:29:40 pm »
on your birthday, you get a break.This has happened before.

Happy birthday.
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Re: Hey, Cort!
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2010, 01:33:00 am »
more like, "who decided what joke to make before he read the thread."

ironically, this shows why we need you around, cort...
or something?
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Re: Hey, Cort!
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2010, 04:41:48 am »
Whenever there is a birthday thread on here it always puts me in the mood for nachos. 

I'll add this link.
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Re: Hey, Cort!
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2010, 12:38:15 pm »
Every, single meal dude.
You can make this happen.
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Re: Hey, Cort!
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2010, 03:24:08 am »
I didn't have nachos but I did have thai food and burmese.

Now I'm assembling the new computer chair I got and putting my new mixing bowls in the dishwasher.

Best present so far: Meanwhile by Jason Shiga.
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