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Re: Happy Super Bowl Party JL
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2011, 03:38:11 pm »

I finally get to use this song that I am pretty into.

Hey, JL, your secret santa present will come one day. And it will be combined with a birthday present!

Sorry to be a bad dude on your birthday. Happy birthday!

I mailed mine on Thurday! And only because my BFF stopped by to drop something off and happened to mention she was going to the post office next! So thanks for the gift of letting me know that I am not the worst dude, but only the second-worst.
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Re: Happy Super Bowl Party JL
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2011, 05:58:46 pm »

You can't avoid the PUG SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

This is the most horrifying birthday thread ever.

And it's all for you, JL. Happy happy
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Re: Happy Super Bowl Party JL
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2011, 06:25:49 pm »

I declare May to be JL's parents getting their bone on Month.

You can't avoid the PUG SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

That pug is not singing, she's screaming in agony.
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Re: Happy Super Bowl Party JL
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2011, 06:29:08 pm »

Don't forget Puppy Bowl starts at 3. There is a great pug mix in the starting lineup.
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Re: Happy Super Bowl Party JL
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2011, 04:32:55 am »

On this day set aside for silent contemplation on the wreckage your birth laid unto your dearest mothers womb and nether regions, set aside some time to reflect on how special a man you father is for aiding her in her time of recovery from the horrors you inflicted, the man who patiently allowed his beloved damaged spouse to heal and then gently, lovingly and rapaciously resumed plowing her like the north 40 for the entirety of your life and, indeed, for the rest of the foreseeable future,

Happy day of your birth, sweetie.

It's kind of like christmas and easter, y'know?
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Re: Happy Super Bowl Party JL
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2011, 12:06:46 am »

I was off the internet, mostly, but I do want to wish you late happiness.
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Re: Happy Super Bowl Party JL
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2011, 02:19:26 am »

I will accept your excuse only because I strongly suspect that you were busy getting your bone on.
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Re: Happy Super Bowl Party JL
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2011, 03:06:58 am »

And how!
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