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15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« on: April 15, 2016, 04:48:12 am »
Kind of some rough chuckles this week.
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Re: 15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2016, 10:10:10 am »
The roughest.
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Re: 15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2016, 11:17:12 am »
The correct thread title is "owl babies or ball lightning."
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Re: 15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2016, 01:52:42 pm »
Quote from: wombat on April 15, 2016, 11:17:12 am
The correct thread title is "owl babies or ball lightning."

See the thread title.
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Re: 15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2016, 03:42:47 pm »
"I am here [prison] as a sacrifice of my art, as Jesus Christ was nailed to the cross & came back at my birth.  I now must suffer & die for all you fuckers out there, drinking, doping, fuck*ng, racking, and doing what I would be excessively doing but because I am king, I must pave the road of destruction for all of you."
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Re: 15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2016, 05:03:45 pm »
Well, his birth name was Jesus Christ after all.
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Re: 15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2016, 07:55:17 pm »
Once again leading me to ask, where's Molly?
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Re: 15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2016, 12:28:21 pm »
As if a switch had been turned, as if an eye had been blinked, as if some phantom force in the universe had made a move eons beyond our comprehension, suddenly, there was no Molly
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Re: 15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2016, 12:50:14 pm »
Or the even more depressing possibility, that Beef is saying all that and Molly is still around.
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Re: 15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2016, 02:37:23 pm »
It's true, Emeril, chicks dig a guy with a low roundeyness factor to they mandible.
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Re: 15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2016, 03:03:03 am »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on April 15, 2016, 07:55:17 pm
Once again leading me to ask, where's Molly?

She's back in heaven. Her brothers convinced her to move back to 16th century heaven and be with the family.
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Re: 15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2016, 12:31:18 pm »
Perhaps Molly has been written out of the strip due to Onstad's IRL lady situation?  If that's the case we may never get an in-universe explanation.

I never felt like Molly was meant to be a stand-in for Liz, though (this was probably the closest we came to that), so who knows?
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Re: 15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2016, 07:32:18 pm »
That is a decent summation of the strip and an excellent summation of the experience of living through it.
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Re: 15th April 2016 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2016, 02:58:20 am »
Lileks is right, it does feel like 2005.  I mean, Jough posted today...
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