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[jay-ell]

Yeah, there was definitely waaaay to much thought in that post.  

But if you hadn't done it, somebody else might have.  Somebody creepier.  

Somebody named Jough.

[AlohaDawg]

I was thinking there should be a technical program and an artistic program, like figure skating used to be before they got rid of the actual figures.

There could also be objective measurements, like PSI of actual suction, tongue agility, and lack of gag reflex. I see a whole sex olympics rising from this.

Spitting disqualifies you.

[Limmo]

And will NEIL YOUNG provide the soundtrack?

[CortJstr]

I was thinking there should be a technical program and an artistic program, like figure skating used to be before they got rid of the actual figures.

There could also be objective measurements, like PSI of actual suction, tongue agility, and lack of gag reflex. I see a whole sex olympics rising from this.

Spitting disqualifies you.

Now that I think about it, speed might be a bad competition. After a couple years the partici##### would all start showing up with overdeveloped arms and creepy tongue mucles and stuff. Technical is a much better idea.

[arkabee]

I was thinking there should be a technical program and an artistic program, like figure skating used to be before they got rid of the actual figures.

There could also be objective measurements, like PSI of actual suction, tongue agility, and lack of gag reflex. I see a whole sex olympics rising from this.

Spitting disqualifies you.

Now that I think about it, speed might be a bad competition. After a couple years the partici##### would all start showing up with overdeveloped arms and creepy tongue mucles and stuff. Technical is a much better idea.

enter the East German, swim team was it?

[AlohaDawg]

Arkabee raises a good point here; should genetic testing of gender be at all important in this competition? Or should there be multiple team events, like M/M, F/M, F/T, M/T, T/T, and team events like MMMMMF (for speed and/or endurance) or MMF (technical ability/simultaneity) or MFF (coordination)?

[Choop]

Instead of a "Blowjobs" medal, it oughta be just an "Oral Sex" medal. I ain't competin' in anything where part of it's giving a blowjob, but I'll eat some pussy -and do it right- for that gold.

Do I get bonus points for letting him use my pigtails like handles?

HELL YES

[jay-ell]

There could also be objective measurements, like PSI of actual suction, tongue agility, and lack of gag reflex. I see a whole sex olympics rising from this.

See what I mean about putting too much thought into things?   :wink:

Instead of a "Blowjobs" medal, it oughta be just an "Oral Sex" medal. I ain't competin' in anything where part of it's giving a blowjob, but I'll eat some pussy -and do it right- for that gold.

That's true.  Honestly, I think cunnilingus has to be more difficult than fellatio -- because basically, all wangs are alike -- but no two women like the same things in that department, so unless you spend your whole life munching the same muff, skills transfer is rather limited.

[jough]

I have much to say about the subject of blowjobs, but I have been working for nearly 30 hours straight (except for five minute breaks to IM or answer e-mail) and am too tired to participate in anything more on the computer.

[wombat]

Dang, I keep forgetting that I shouldn't quit following a thread just because I'm not interested in, say, Neil Young and that's what's in the title.  You guys have really outdone yourself this time for the Most Wandering Topic award.

[CortJstr]

I think our discussion is getting a little too detailed but I will say that this would make me watch the Olympics for the first time ever.

They could make it a summer and winter event. Think of the ratings!

[Nabubrush]

Dang, I keep forgetting that I shouldn't quit following a thread just because I'm not interested in, say, Neil Young and that's what's in the title.  You guys have really outdone yourself this time for the Most Wandering Topic award.

I hear that. I finally thought "well, I ought to see what's going on here" and clicked on page three. I'm all "umm, what's the connection to Neil Young?" and then I thought about it, and then I put my own eyes out.

[slink]

Yes. I erm, think I'm going to do something about this.
It having wondered just too much.

Not even mentioning that it was once about Neil Young can save it now!