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« Reply #105 on: November 22, 2004, 06:57:20 pm »
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i'm confused.

so is there something dangerous with getting an ultrasound at the mall?

I think the idea is that, if you get an ultrasound at the mall, you may decide that you don't need a real ultrasound that gets evaluated by a medical professional. I don't know about how actively dangerous "keepsake" ultrasounds are, but I can grok the idea that they're passively dangerous by letting people think that they've had this necessary diagnostic when they really haven't.[/quote]

we should either outlaw malls or outlaw letting people think.  the worst thought i've ever had was "i think i'll go to the mall today".
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« Reply #106 on: November 22, 2004, 08:44:17 pm »
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I had a keepsake ultrasound at an outfit called "Fetal Fotos" in Atlanta.  


Please tell me you're kidding.
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« Reply #107 on: November 22, 2004, 09:02:47 pm »
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I had a keepsake ultrasound at an outfit called "Fetal Fotos" in Atlanta.  

Please tell me you're kidding.

You should know that these places generally charge $70–80 for 3 or 4 prints of the US and a short video on a CD.
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« Reply #108 on: November 22, 2004, 09:16:59 pm »
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ADDENDUM: Spouse just called to let me know that the doctor called with the amnio results.

Clear board, all is well, no signs of any developmental issues.

::Exhale held breath::

Spouse said the hardest part was telling the doctor we did NOT want to know the gender.

Congratulations on the clean bill of health for the wee one! It's always good to hear about a lack of chromosomal abnormalities and such.

(I find that being a biology major is getting me massively paranoid about my own genetic makeup -- "I could be a carrier for all sorts of stuff, ad so many disorders can occur spontaneously, and it's entirely possible that I have trisomy 23 and DON'T KNOW, holy shit can I sequence my own genome and figure out if I'm gonna die tomorrow" -- so it's always good to hear about genotypic normalcy. Er. Yes.)
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« Reply #109 on: November 22, 2004, 09:58:25 pm »
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I had a keepsake ultrasound at an outfit called "Fetal Fotos" in Atlanta.  


Please tell me you're kidding.


Seconded. It seems pretty ridiculous to me too.
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« Reply #110 on: November 22, 2004, 11:41:28 pm »
Hey, it could have been worse -- it could have been Embryonic Emages.
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« Reply #111 on: November 23, 2004, 02:14:25 am »
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Hey, it could have been worse -- it could have been Embryonic Emages.

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« Reply #112 on: November 23, 2004, 03:34:40 am »
Prego Pix?

Natal Negatives?

Womb Shots?

Cervix Cam?

Zygotography?
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« Reply #113 on: November 23, 2004, 04:46:28 am »
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Prego Pix?


That one freaks me out for this reason, since fetuses and tomato sauce are really not ideas that go together that comfortably in most socially acceptable contexts.
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« Reply #114 on: November 23, 2004, 05:21:18 am »
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Prego Pix?


That one freaks me out for this reason, since fetuses and tomato sauce are really not ideas that go together that comfortably in most socially acceptable contexts.
Well golly, I really hadn't thought of that angle.  How about "Ragu Radiographs?"
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« Reply #115 on: November 23, 2004, 06:40:40 am »
There are plenty of Preggo Pix sites, NSFW, if you wanna google those terms...
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« Reply #116 on: November 23, 2004, 12:55:08 pm »
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Prego Pix?


That one freaks me out for this reason, since fetuses and tomato sauce are really not ideas that go together that comfortably in most socially acceptable contexts.


You've not had to see the episode of River Cottage where Fearnley-Whittingstall went and cooked someones placenta for them. I don't recall if he tried it or not, but this family had decided to go by that old tradition.
Yack.
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« Reply #117 on: November 23, 2004, 01:02:43 pm »
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You've not had to see the episode of River Cottage where Fearnley-Whittingstall went and cooked someones placenta for them.


This is very true.
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« Reply #118 on: November 23, 2004, 02:05:37 pm »
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Prego Pix?

That one freaks me out for this reason, since fetuses and tomato sauce are really not ideas that go together that comfortably in most socially acceptable contexts.

You've not had to see the episode of River Cottage where Fearnley-Whittingstall went and cooked someones placenta for them. I don't recall if he tried it or not, but this family had decided to go by that old tradition.
Yack.

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« Reply #119 on: November 23, 2004, 04:22:41 pm »
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I had a keepsake ultrasound at an outfit called "Fetal Fotos" in Atlanta.  

Please tell me you're kidding.


I could, but I'd be lying.

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You should know that these places generally charge $70–80 for 3 or 4 prints of the US and a short video on a CD.


Nope, it cost waaay more than that.
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