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« Reply #60 on: October 15, 2004, 08:40:22 pm »
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Do you have photos of the conception up on the web too?


Not to my knowledge.
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« Reply #61 on: October 15, 2004, 08:42:49 pm »
Hooray, someone voted for Zelda!  It was one of you guys, wasn't it?
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« Reply #62 on: October 15, 2004, 08:46:45 pm »
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Do you have photos of the conception up on the web too?


Not to my knowledge.


Would you like to buy some?

Ba-dumb-bum!
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« Reply #63 on: October 15, 2004, 08:56:28 pm »
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Hooray, someone voted for Zelda!  It was one of you guys, wasn't it?


right here. but actually would perfer Gannon.
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« Reply #64 on: October 15, 2004, 09:07:37 pm »
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Hooray, someone voted for Zelda!  It was one of you guys, wasn't it?


right here. but actually would perfer Gannon.


Well, we're hoping for a boy next time...

Seems like that'd be setting them up for some pretty brutal sibling rivalry, though.
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« Reply #65 on: October 20, 2004, 03:09:30 am »
My baby's got a wang!

That makes it a boy, folks

Welcome to the universe, Adrian Pearson Dunston II.  Pierce.  My son.  

We are, needless to say, thrilled.  Parents of girl babies-to-be, send in your applications for an arranged marriage now, while the line is short.  ;)  

Just wanted to share the news.  And now...

good night.
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« Reply #66 on: October 20, 2004, 03:21:47 am »
DUDE!
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« Reply #67 on: October 20, 2004, 03:29:30 am »
Congratulations on... uh... having an identifiable gender for the baby now. All is good. I mean, uh, it's not as if the baby didn't have a gender 'til the ultrasound (although I recall that theory being banded about upthread), but it's good to know. Now you can call him Pierce and not, I dunno, Schroediger or Cletus the Fetus or whatever.
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« Reply #68 on: October 20, 2004, 05:44:25 am »
Sure, he's got a wang, but is he well-endowed (for a toddler)?

Congratulations on carrying on the family line, Pedro and JL.  May you have many healthy male children!
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« Reply #69 on: October 20, 2004, 05:53:22 am »
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DUDE!


a very admirable zing, if i do say so myself.

....and you can call him hawkeye and he'll never know wtf yr talking about until years later, maybe.
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« Reply #70 on: October 20, 2004, 04:42:52 pm »
Hooray for you JL!  It's fun to know.
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« Reply #71 on: October 20, 2004, 05:12:38 pm »
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a very admirable zing, if i do say so myself.

....and you can call him hawkeye and he'll never know wtf yr talking about until years later, maybe.


?????

I hate it when I'm funny and I don't even know why.
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« Reply #72 on: October 21, 2004, 05:25:28 am »
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a very admirable zing, if i do say so myself.

....and you can call him hawkeye and he'll never know wtf yr talking about until years later, maybe.


?????

I hate it when I'm funny and I don't even know why.


um...it's just, you know...i thought that well "dude"="guy"="boy", and hey, i saw humor in that; if it was unintentional, um...then i guess congradulations on congradulating jl? or something?

and if you didn't get the M.A.S.H referance, i guess that is ok too, but not really that ok...

and jl, congrats. boy means that you don't have to explain scary crotch bleeding or make that fated trip to the rite-aid or whatever for a daughter's passage into womanhood.

but than pedro's gotta do the whole first jock strap deal and field the morning wood inquries.
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« Reply #73 on: October 21, 2004, 05:07:02 pm »
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and jl, congrats. boy means that you don't have to explain scary crotch bleeding or make that fated trip to the rite-aid or whatever for a daughter's passage into womanhood.

but than pedro's gotta do the whole first jock strap deal and field the morning wood inquries.


Frank discussions about sexuality and a young teen's changing body I can handle.  It's the idea of having a teenage daughter to put me through all the things I put my mother through that bothers me.  It's like *somebody* once said: "When you have a son, you spend the teen years worrying about one boy.  When you have a daughter, you spend those years worrying about *every* boy."  

Right, August?
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« Reply #74 on: October 21, 2004, 05:15:39 pm »
My children never leave the house.  To do so would require separation from the TV.
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