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[agnes]

No no no no it's because when you're in LOCKDOWN they take your belt and shoelaces so you don't strangle or garrotte or otherwise constrict the airflow of yourself or any of your grizzled peers. And since being in jail is pretty much the ultimate cred, the kids started picking up the look (and their pants, which "stone fell down").

[CortJstr]

No no no no it's because when you're in LOCKDOWN they take your belt and shoelaces so you don't strangle or garrotte or otherwise constrict the airflow of yourself or any of your grizzled peers. And since being in jail is pretty much the ultimate cred, the kids started picking up the look (and their pants, which "stone fell down").

This is exactly what I was getting at. I'm glad somebody around here is in the know.

[doomglobe]

I cannot tell a lie.

Would it be the nose on you avatar that would grow?  Cause look at that little "ancient" dude, he's all proud of his c*ck to the max.

Hey how come AlohaDawg can't have a squirrel with testicles, but you can have a full-frontal little guy?  I mean the squirrel was all up in yo' face rude, but it was a squirrel - you're avatar is semi-human, and it's obvious nakedness is okay.  How does this work out?  I actually enjoyed both yours and AD's avatars, and hope you keep your little naked guy.  Just wondering though.

it is in the spirit of achewood to never reference genetalia. thats why.

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01252002

[V-Adore]

Actually my little guy is a sheelanagig, which is a pre-Christian female fertility charm. Google sheelanagig for more, but briefly, they've found a few hundred of them, principally in Ireland but also in England, and they're generally grotesque, leering old women, holding their...bento boxes open. So that's not a dude's pepper or anything.

Wow, I am totally educated.

Also, "bento box," while not exactly classy, is still a better euphemism than "toilet taco."

Anyway, my guess on acceptability here would be that AD's squirrel, for lack of a better term, was GODDAMN HUGE and animated, thus making it impossible to gloss over or avoid in a casual forum-reading session. The little sheelanagig is of average avatar size, which is to say "small and relatively gloss-over-able," and not nearly as explicit. Or animated. Or explicitly animated.

[side_show]

generally grotesque, leering old women, holding their...bento boxes open. So that's not a dude's pepper or anything.

Sounds like Sunday morning on a North End bus to me.

I like that I always new that it was human genitals, but that I had the wrong gender.  The uglies.  How 'bout that.

[doomglobe]

it is like one of those little pop-up thermometers from the frozen turkeys.

[St_Zartan]

Obliquely related to this strip: I just this very minute got a spam e-mail whose subject line was simply "rutty". Impressed by their pluck, I opened and read it anyway, but it was just some barely legible crap about Cialis.

The semantic connect between a (relatively) obscure Concept like "rutty" and Boner Pills is refreshing. Normally, the subject lines are all so fuck*ng literal.

[jough]

Hey how come AlohaDawg can't have a squirrel with testicles, but you can have a full-frontal little guy?  I mean the squirrel was all up in yo' face rude, but it was a squirrel - you're avatar is semi-human, and it's obvious nakedness is okay.  How does this work out?  I actually enjoyed both yours and AD's avatars, and hope you keep your little naked guy.  Just wondering though.

Jough's whims are capricious, 'tis true.

[TALKYdude]

I want to see AlohaDawg's squirrel with testicles. Still got him around, AlohaDawg?

[AlohaDawg]

Of course I do. But there are a lot of old ladies and wannabe old ladies around here who get offended when ol' Nutsack the Squirrel makes an appearance. Regardless of the language bandied about this place. Go figure. Anyhow, you can see him (and steal him from) here:

Nutsack

[TALKYdude]

I love it!