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« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2004, 04:58:23 pm »
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Quote from: "bluebird_of_unhappiness"

Notice in the fourth panel that Phillippe's dialogue font is the same as Roast Beef's.



You sad, stupid, little moron.


Now, usually I wouldn’t respond to morons being morons, mostly because it encourages further moron-like activity, but sometimes healing is necessary.  Looking back on previous posts by district, out of seven, the last three use the work "moron."  Now every moron knows that there's a great deal of really cool linguistic burns, even Achewood related ones, that can be applied to others to make them feel like morons for fun and profit.  Only a moron would stick to using the word moron every time they wanted to burn some moron.

Lets move on to a sample from one of the posts by district that don't use the word moron:

Quote from: "Moron"
does anyone see the lyle/molly thing either working out to some wierd friendship or her...LEAVING BEEF FOR LYLE?! Remember those gigantic condoms in her bathroom in heaven? Lyle has to be packing some heat under that beer gut.

Even if she doesn't leave beef for lyle, I can see them being friends and it making beef uncomfortable and they argue and things get wierd and then she leaves him for lyle.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that she is gonna hook up with lyle. Sorry it took so long.


First off, Moron spells weird wrong not once but twice, but that’s okay, we’re all guilty of being morons from time to time, and that whole "i" before "e" thing was hammered into most of us in middle school.  Go ahead folks, review the other posts by Moron that reveal him to be a fan-boy-dork just like the rest of us.  So Moron clearly has hella' deep, deep, reverted shame about his dorkiness, and has channeled this into mocking others for the dorkiness that has been buried deep into his body cavity like an un-descended testicle.  It's okay, Moron.  We're all Achewood loving morons here.  We can be your community of healing, Moron.  

Repeat after me:  "I Moron, am an Achewood dork.  I have been a member of the Achewood message board since June 29th, 2004, and that's okay."
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« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2004, 05:54:53 pm »
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There's got to be a name for this:  the person who lurks on a message board or chat room, and pops up only to tell the people posting that they are dorks.  I've never understood this.


Please see above for "a name for this."
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« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2004, 06:49:12 pm »
Ahem.

I am well aware that this may be a total abuse of my adminly powers, but... district has been around for a month now. He(?) has made seven posts, only one of which had any kind of board-appropriate content, and all of the rest of which called various and sundry of us "morons."

Observing that he needs to stop reading this board for the sake of his own blood pressure, I've banned him.

STAY OFF THE BEACH, DISTRICT. STAY OFF THE BEACH.

At least, I think I've banned him. This admin-panel stuff is hard.
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« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2004, 06:55:23 pm »
Wow. Cool.
Can I get you something to drink?
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« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2004, 07:31:49 pm »
Good call, V.  You are wise and judicious in exercising your vast powers.
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« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2004, 07:47:09 pm »
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At least, I think I've banned him. This admin-panel stuff is hard.


"Daedalus_X I am having problems with the admin settings but you will be BLOCKED later tonight."
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« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2004, 08:06:18 pm »
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Quote from: "V-Adore"
At least, I think I've banned him. This admin-panel stuff is hard.


"Daedalus_X I am having problems with the admin settings but you will be BLOCKED later tonight."


Can we somehow change the BANNED title to 6" Veggie?
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« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2004, 08:30:07 pm »
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Quote from: "agnes"
Quote from: "V-Adore"
At least, I think I've banned him. This admin-panel stuff is hard.


"Daedalus_X I am having problems with the admin settings but you will be BLOCKED later tonight."


Can we somehow change the BANNED title to 6" Veggie?

Ahem.
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« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2004, 08:53:55 pm »
trespassers to america will kneel in shame before god!
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« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2004, 10:06:00 pm »
Click here for photo's of V-Adore at Sturgis 2002.
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« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2004, 05:30:51 am »
Anybody got any guess as to how much Ray's plan for the homeless would actually cost (not counting the grills)?
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« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2004, 05:31:47 am »
I love it when my replies get their own page
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« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2004, 09:23:45 am »
Quote from: "V-Adore"
Quote from: "St_Zartan"
Quote from: "agnes"
Quote from: "V-Adore"
At least, I think I've banned him. This admin-panel stuff is hard.


"Daedalus_X I am having problems with the admin settings but you will be BLOCKED later tonight."


Can we somehow change the BANNED title to 6" Veggie?

Ahem.


Boo-yah!!!!

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« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2004, 03:22:06 pm »
Quote from: "V-Adore"
Quote from: "St_Zartan"
Quote from: "agnes"
Quote from: "V-Adore"
At least, I think I've banned him. This admin-panel stuff is hard.


"Daedalus_X I am having problems with the admin settings but you will be BLOCKED later tonight."


Can we somehow change the BANNED title to 6" Veggie?

Ahem.


6" Veggie refers to a mid-sized cock.

I have changed his title to something more appropriate.

And we don't ban people here - we block their IP address so they can't waste my bandwidth.
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