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Bobby Isosceles

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« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2005, 02:14:26 pm »
Many small panels is good and I hope Achewood stays this way for a good long time.
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« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2005, 02:16:30 pm »
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Enemy Mode also takes a while to load up, and in the meantime, you just have to stand there and wait for it. That is what comes of being an Enemy.
That's the beauty of it! You stand there holding it, wondering what Enemy Mode could mean and what cute thing it's going to do. But then the ***** is all, "no cuteness here, it's sizzle time, bitch!"

And you people have defeated the mighty CortJstr because I'm too lazy to explain again why ##### and ***** are censored.  Use the search, new people.
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« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2005, 02:40:11 pm »
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Enemy Mode also takes a while to load up, and in the meantime, you just have to stand there and wait for it. That is what comes of being an Enemy.

That's the beauty of it! You stand there holding it, wondering what Enemy Mode could mean and what cute thing it's going to do. But then the robot is all, "no cuteness here, it's sizzle time, bitch!"


Enemy mode is full of ***** hate. What I'm curious about is whether the ***** leapt to Philippe, in an unparalleled display of ***** hate, or Ultra Peanut is acting as a knowing enabler of its socially unacceptable revenge sprees and slapping it on the intended victim before they have a chance to figure out what Enemy mode fully entails. If the latter, shame on her. If the former, those crazy japanese for inventing the darn thing.
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Bobby Isosceles

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« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2005, 02:43:56 pm »
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Quote from: "St_Zartan"
Enemy Mode also takes a while to load up, and in the meantime, you just have to stand there and wait for it. That is what comes of being an Enemy.

That's the beauty of it! You stand there holding it, wondering what Enemy Mode could mean and what cute thing it's going to do. But then the robot is all, "no cuteness here, it's sizzle time, bitch!"

And you people have defeated the mighty CortJstr because I'm too lazy to explain again why robot and ##### are censored.  Use the search, new people.



Robot and pants are silly words anyway. I propose we use "automotons" and "breeches."
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« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2005, 02:54:58 pm »
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Sally Struthers


We don't appreciate that kind of language around here.  Consider yourself warned.

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« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2005, 02:59:35 pm »
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Hey, you know what's funny?
Foreign people.


Yeah... I didn't dig this.

Aw come on.  There's much more to this strip than making fun of foreign people.  This ain't Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.  Ultra Peanut is flabberghasting again.  And the ***** is vindictive.  Vindictive!
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« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2005, 03:09:46 pm »
No, understood, I just find that there's a large component of "those crazy Japanese and their silly gizmos and poor grasp of English!", which is, at very least, not really all that comedically fresh.
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« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2005, 03:51:15 pm »
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No, understood, I just find that there's a large component of "those crazy Japanese and their silly gizmos and poor grasp of English!", which is, at very least, not really all that comedically fresh.


I think you meant "poor grasp of Engrish" above, there.
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« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2005, 04:05:22 pm »
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Throwing a party is sure a great excuse to revisit characters that have been absent for a while.


In real life, too.
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« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2005, 04:08:24 pm »
I thought it was pretty amazing how quickly Philippe's fur grew back.
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« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2005, 04:21:53 pm »
*****.
#####.
In the UK ##### means underwear.
I like this strip. I want Phillipe to be OK.
Thank you.
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« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2005, 04:32:14 pm »
So is Philippe officially seven/eight years old now, or what?
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« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2005, 06:02:37 pm »
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No, understood, I just find that there's a large component of "those crazy Japanese and their silly gizmos and poor grasp of English!", which is, at very least, not really all that comedically fresh.

I agree with you on that point but would argue that the real joke isn't the weird gizmo, it's Clock Automaton's total malevolence. Clearly this has gone beyond merely a silly Japanese-type gizmo and is into full HAL territory.

(Also, has Ultra Peanut ever gotten a clear country of origin? I realize that "FeeReep" clearly implies Japan, but it still seems a bit ambiguous.)
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« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2005, 07:03:04 pm »
This sure looks like Japanese to me.  But I could be wrong.
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« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2005, 07:04:32 pm »
Read the alt-text, bucko, it's Chinese.
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