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Author Topic: Pressing Our Heads - February 24, the year of our lord 2005  (Read 12717 times)

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Skillator

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Pressing Our Heads - February 24, the year of our lord 2005
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2005, 12:22:49 am »
When will my gigantic ##### be delivered that I ordered?

When the cat in the thong finishes ironing them.
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« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2005, 12:24:05 am »
Quote from: "Chris Onstad"
You love that you are talking to me

V-dore wants to get mega hugs on me, plus marriage


we used to Instant Message Back In The Day before you got that Restraining Order and the sad times came
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Bobby Isosceles

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« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2005, 12:25:09 am »
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When will my gigantic ****** be delivered that I ordered?

When the cat in the thong finishes ironing them.


Maybe they attach to the thong so as to be tear-away? Maybe a class of male strippers on stilts, who tear away their giant trousers to reveal a thong and two very long hard sticks.
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« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2005, 12:43:15 am »
I just want huge pantaloons... Is that too much to ask for?

also, could they have achewood on the bum?
Maybe Ray's face and him giving you the thumbs up under it...
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Pressing Our Heads - February 24, the year of our lord 2005
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2005, 12:48:01 am »
Thank you all for identifying the item that Ray is ironing.  I was starting to feel he was ironing on a shuffleboard table...

Holy giant #####, Batman!
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« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2005, 12:53:17 am »
Maybe this is what it's like to have the flu.  You visualize cra-a-azy long ##### and you feel like someone pressed your head fifty seconds ago and then you turn that into a cartoon starring talking cats and alive stuffed animals.

Also because you have the flu you aren't hungry and therefore don't think about including chicken recipes in said cartoon.
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« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2005, 01:06:51 am »
Apparently Mr Onstad thinks I am a home-wrecker. What is his nerve? Does he not know I was raised right? I feel the vapors coming on.

I demand my satisfaction! To the Thunderdome with both of you. Whoever survives can cook the chicken tomorrow.
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Bobby Isosceles

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« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2005, 01:15:08 am »
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Apparently Mr Onstad thinks I am a home-wrecker. What is his nerve? Does he not know I was raised right? I feel the vapors coming on.

I demand my satisfaction! To the Thunderdome with both of you. Whoever survives can cook the chicken tomorrow.


I implore you write Ray for advice, but Ray's Place is closed; and Strong Bad will only make fun of you. Although Strong Bad has easter eggs!
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Pressing Our Heads - February 24, the year of our lord 2005
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2005, 01:18:05 am »
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Maybe this is what it's like to have the flu. You visualize cra-a-azy long ****** and you feel like someone pressed your head fifty seconds ago and then you turn that into a cartoon starring talking cats and alive stuffed animals.


More like your shit is forest green and it's really hard to type.  And, um, green shit.
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« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2005, 01:38:24 am »
I'm jealous that Onstad pays attention to Bobby and V, but terrified of what he might say about me.

~Paul
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« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2005, 01:48:23 am »
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I'm jealous that Onstad pays attention to Bobby and V, but terrified of what he might say about me.


God, don't give him ideas. One day he'll just post a list of everyone and the mockable things about them. He will straight up walk up to us and stick his finger right in our guts.
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Hey, things are going okay now!

Bobby Isosceles

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« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2005, 02:22:19 am »
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I'm jealous that Onstad pays attention to Bobby and V, but terrified of what he might say about me.


God, don't give him ideas. One day he'll just post a list of everyone and the mockable things about them. He will straight up walk up to us and stick his finger right in our guts.


So mock him back. Don't be a pussy.
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Pressing Our Heads - February 24, the year of our lord 2005
« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2005, 02:25:05 am »
##### ##### ##### #####
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT #####
NOT JUST ANY OLD #####
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR #####
COME ON AND TAKE YOUR ##### OFF
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« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2005, 02:27:08 am »
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poetry




What a Jough needs.
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Pressing Our Heads - February 24, the year of our lord 2005
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2005, 02:30:51 am »
I AM ##### ROBOT, AND I HAVE TOTALLY DONE IT WITH RSTEVENS.
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"Plush. Rabid. Festering. Pulchritude. Eschew!"

"That may be the worst cheer ever."
-The University of Universal Understanding, S. Aldred
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