The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

@achewood Barely passed Oregon driver's test. Lots of rules about Yielding to the Distraught and slow-moving salmon trucks on one-way switchbacks.

Poll

Do you think Onstad will deliver on this one?

Yes! Sign me up for raunchy delight!
- 4 (23.5%)
I have no faith in Onstad's capacity for raunch and/or delightfulness
- 1 (5.9%)
It'll be raunchy but probably not delightful
- 3 (17.6%)
Delight! My exuberance is insubstantial!
- 2 (11.8%)
Achewood always delights me
- 7 (41.2%)
I am a sad automaton and/or CowboyNeal
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: June 28, 2005, 12:27:08 pm


Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful  (Read 3920 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

V-Adore

  • Guest
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« on: June 28, 2005, 12:27:08 pm »
Topic started because this is the best promise Onstad has ever given us. I quiver with antici... ... pation.

Of course, with that buildup it'll probably be a Pat strip. Sigh.
Logged

mudokon

  • Scrambles the Dog
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 2
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 5
    • View Profile
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2005, 12:43:55 pm »
Circus c*ck bares all?
Logged

V-Adore

  • Guest
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2005, 01:11:29 pm »
Quote from: "mudokon"
Circus c*ck bares all?

"Well, I think we all had a private theory about how you got your name, C.P., but that's really impressive. How often does it spit fire, anyway? And can you do that juggling thing again?"
Logged

AugustWest

  • Over Easy
  • Moderator
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 774
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 10549
  • Bulbous, also tapered.
    • View Profile
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2005, 01:27:11 pm »
Chicken?
Logged
Infinitely vast, infinitely detailed.

CortJstr

  • Mod Squad
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 338
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 9820
  • Which gives us AN EXCUSE TO DRINK!
    • View Profile
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2005, 01:57:11 pm »
I think the 4th option was guest written by Topato.
Logged

Doctor C

  • Scrambles the Dog
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 11
    • View Profile
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2005, 02:43:08 pm »
Quote from: "CortJstr"
I think the 4th option was guest written by Topato.

Mmm, not quite
Logged

AlohaDawg

  • Mod Squad
  • LAZARUS, Tasseled Loafer of the Powerful
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 79
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 4184
  • Crawlin' back to prosperity
    • View Profile
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2005, 05:40:23 pm »
Meanwhile, somewhere else on the board, a perfectly functional thread gets locked.

MEH.

A sentence in place of a comic is not something to be celebrated. I was more entertained by the baby taking a shit in the bookstore.

You are all sheep.
Logged

V-Adore

  • Guest
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2005, 06:14:06 pm »
Quote from: "AlohaDawg"
Meanwhile, somewhere else on the board, a perfectly functional thread gets locked.

MEH.

A sentence in place of a comic is not something to be celebrated. I was more entertained by the baby taking a shit in the bookstore.

You are all sheep.

I take it you're not happy with the modding, 'dawg? If you have issues, feel free to take them up with me in PM. I am just kind of doing this by the seat of my culottes -- threads get locked if they've outlived their usefulness (read: "people start talking about giraffe placentas"), split if they wander off-topic and there's still productive conversation about the topic to be had, and ignored if they wander off-topic but nobody cared much about the original (see: "age of Achewood characters" thread, which is much radder now that it's about pinball).

Anyway. Yes, the hyperbole is intentional. I was just amused by the fact that Onstad graced us with an ad sentence for the next strip, and I wanted to keep a thread current to keep traffic flowing. I'm sorry if my efforts offend you.
Logged

bdeth dot com

  • YOUR OLD FRIEND BLISTER
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 63
    • View Profile
    • http://www.bdeth.com
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2005, 06:23:33 pm »
We all appologize. Here are the keys to my place.
Logged

CortJstr

  • Mod Squad
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 338
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 9820
  • Which gives us AN EXCUSE TO DRINK!
    • View Profile
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2005, 06:30:29 pm »
Quote from: "V-Adore"
threads get locked if they've outlived their usefulness (read: "people start talking about giraffe placentas")

It's like TOUAMB's own personal Godwin's Law. But full of placenta-y goodness.
Logged

St_Zartan

  • Philippe
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 11
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 928
    • View Profile
    • http://zer-un.199x.net
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2005, 06:32:41 pm »
Quote from: "bdeth dot com"
We all appologize. Here are the keys to my place.


Are these towels with the seashells on them just for decoration or --

What? Oh, no reason.
Logged

pmcd9

  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 608
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12778
  • The Kid is up to no good
    • View Profile
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2005, 06:37:05 pm »
A thread got locked?

~Paul
Logged
I hope I never have to refer to a scone in spoken conversation.

V-Adore

  • Guest
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2005, 06:39:18 pm »
Quote from: "pmcd9"
A thread got locked?

~Paul

Yeah, come to think of it, I am not sure what is up with this either. I had just assumed I modded something, but now I don't remember what it was. So, uh... beats me.
Logged

Carlos del Vaca

  • The Mayor
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1316
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5007
  • Greetings from Banana Town
    • View Profile
    • bigfool.com
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2005, 06:56:39 pm »
Quote from: "CortJstr"
Quote from: "V-Adore"
threads get locked if they've outlived their usefulness (read: "people start talking about giraffe placentas")

It's like TOUAMB's own personal Godwin's Law. But full of placenta-y goodness.


I thought it was when someone posted Nitzer Ebb lyrics.
Logged
My friends call me the Mayor.
My enemies don't call me anything.  'Cuz they're all dead.

jough

  • God's Own Dick
  • Administrator
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 948
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 6871
  • If you've got the time, we've got El Guapo.
    • View Profile
    • poetry archives
Wednesday, 29 June -- kind of raunchy yet pretty delightful
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2005, 07:21:04 pm »
A thread for a non-strip.

I have not the words.
Logged
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »