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Baby update 21 Mar
« Reply #285 on: March 21, 2006, 12:19:34 pm »
Quote from: nuero
Current baby status, 3/21:
Do you read tea leaves or chicken giblets? Let me know if the baby’s future husband was born today. I have this weird feeling.

The baby update topic was locked, so I brought it out here.

I just wanted to say that this is a hella freaky occurance the first time it happens. I've never had that specific one, but I've been out and seen some bratty little boy and thought, "You stay away from my daughter, you little bastard."
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Re: Baby update 21 Mar
« Reply #286 on: March 21, 2006, 03:29:55 pm »
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Re: Baby update 21 Mar
« Reply #287 on: March 21, 2006, 04:33:54 pm »
And for me, too, though you didn't know it. A can.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #288 on: March 22, 2006, 08:30:32 am »
Current baby status, 3/22:
The baby, using fingers, turned my computer off unexpectedly and caused me to lose a lot of Jeep drawings.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #289 on: March 22, 2006, 12:36:14 pm »
Which is pretty sad because he makes some pretty sweet Jeep drawings.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #290 on: March 22, 2006, 12:54:39 pm »
BAD baby.

But despite this setback, there was a comic today. Thank you Mr Onstad for carrying on bravely.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #291 on: March 22, 2006, 02:07:44 pm »
Just one more reason to never procreate.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #292 on: March 22, 2006, 05:08:12 pm »
Proving that the only reason that Onstad started this arc was so that he could draw Jeeps. Good Jeeps, though.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #293 on: March 24, 2006, 02:29:44 am »
Current baby status, 3/23: The baby was a giggle factory. She sourced raw giggles, processed them, and turned them into finished giggles for the marketplace.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #294 on: March 24, 2006, 03:33:36 am »
I thought babies pretty much turned everything into turds.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #295 on: March 24, 2006, 12:43:58 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 24, 2006, 03:33:36 am
I thought babies pretty much turned everything into turds.

No, just passionate love lives.  *rimshot*
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #296 on: March 27, 2006, 11:47:57 am »
Current baby status, 3/26:
Here is how to describe teething: Just when it got worse, it got horrible again
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #297 on: March 27, 2006, 06:55:16 pm »
Teething is an argument against the existence of God.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #298 on: March 27, 2006, 09:55:32 pm »
Babies often resemble young puppies while teething. Biting everything in sight, nibbling on fingers, their teeth indistinguishable from razors it's horrible from new owners/parents. Most find it overwhelming and that's why we have dog pounds and Jerry Springer.

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #299 on: March 28, 2006, 01:12:02 am »
The best is when your kid is one of those early teethers (6 mons) and still breastfeeding. Woo Hoo!
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