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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #915 on: June 04, 2007, 07:33:13 am »
Hot dang, Onstad is under the booty spell.
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« Reply #916 on: June 04, 2007, 01:32:41 pm »
I hope this update isn't even loosely related to the toddler.  Don't search for masterbation material while holding your daughter.  That is hell of creepy.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #917 on: June 05, 2007, 03:53:49 am »
Maybe the kiddo was entranced by Serena and wants to be her.

Or maybe not.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #918 on: June 06, 2007, 12:14:35 am »
<sigh> Serena. Feh.

I miss Jennifer Capriati.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #919 on: June 06, 2007, 03:46:30 am »
Capriati... was she the one with the thick mustache?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #920 on: June 06, 2007, 04:04:22 am »
Can we skip all this foreplay and have some Anna-fan get in here?
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« Reply #921 on: June 06, 2007, 03:35:52 pm »
So one day Onstad is bemoaning the poor fashion sense of some anonymous acquaintance, and the next he's ogling Serena Williams?  Something there doesn't make sense.

Also, watching a Williams-Williams final depresses me.  It is the women's tennis equivalent of watching a Subway Series.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #922 on: June 08, 2007, 11:56:19 am »
Current toddler status, 6/7
I fell asleep while putting her to sleep. When I awoke, she was asleep, and the dog slept across my legs.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #923 on: June 08, 2007, 03:05:02 pm »
man. whatever he was doing to put her to sleep was utterly overpowering. His song was so soporific, his story so languid... he could not resist.

is that word really Soporific? I have always read it as "sopoforic."
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #924 on: June 11, 2007, 08:01:23 pm »
Current toddler status, 6/11
I was fixing the spring on her diaper pail with my fancy Swiss Army knife, and she kept patting me on the shoulder, saying "good work, daddy. Good work." She said "good work" about seventeen times. I have agreed to hire her as my manager.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #925 on: June 15, 2007, 10:25:46 pm »
For further discussion of Serena Williams ass, please go here.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #926 on: June 15, 2007, 10:35:40 pm »
Quote from: wombat on June 11, 2007, 08:01:23 pm
Current toddler status, 6/11
I was fixing the spring on her diaper pail with my fancy Swiss Army knife, and she kept patting me on the shoulder, saying "good work, daddy. Good work." She said "good work" about seventeen times. I have agreed to hire her as my manager.

Finally the huge-ass Swiss Army knife comes in useful.

Also: Awww on the "Good work, daddy". She must be hella cute. I think there's only been one photo of el bebé on the site...I remember he posted a picture of her wearing sunglasses once. However, they certainly have a right to their privacy. Pretty much all chilluns are cute. Lately I have been noticing more and more how damned adorable they are.

My mom played the early menopause card on me because she wants grandchildren really badly. I'm not sure when I'm going to have time to have children, let alone finding a suitable partner with whom to have them. The conundrum of modern life.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #927 on: June 16, 2007, 04:03:24 pm »
What happened to the three pages of Serena's ass?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #928 on: June 16, 2007, 05:23:39 pm »
Quote from: RMJ12345 on June 16, 2007, 04:03:24 pm
What happened to the three pages of Serena's ass?

Scroll up two post you dingbat.

Quote from: side_show on June 15, 2007, 10:25:46 pm
For further discussion of Serena Williams ass, please go here.
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« Reply #929 on: June 19, 2007, 11:19:14 pm »
Current toddler status, 6/19
Dressed in a swimsuit, adorned with gratuitous Curious George Band-Aids, and cooling herself with my battery-operated fan, she was pushed into town in a stroller.
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