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[Bobby Isosceles]

OK.  So adults can wear this shit, and that's cool, they'll probably just get their asses kicked.

But I don't want to be on the same planet as this.

FOR DUDES WHO ARE CAUCASIAN OR ASPIRE TO HONKITUDE

Addendum: Onstad should make a hi-larious racialist shirt that says THE DUDE HAS NO MELANIN.

[CortJstr]

Wait a minute. One of them has braces? Sorry but clearly that means that us caucasians are inherently defective.

[Golfhaus]

It's those damn Jewish dentists, CortJstr. They've been intentionally wrecking our teeth so that we have to pay them our hard earned White Dollars. It's all part of the conspiracy.

[andalucia]

Addendum: Onstad should make a hi-larious racialist shirt that says THE DUDE HAS NO MELANIN.

I kind of wish that shirt existed, on account of being The Palest.

[Bozack]

The very fact that there is an Aryan Wear site...yeah, who does their screenprinting? Who spends all day silkscreening little smiling Hitlers all day before sending them off to the mothership in Asshole, USA?
And I'm not even getting in to the creepy "little blond girls" thing going on here. This is creepy on just so many levels.

a) These people are obviously not Holocaust deniers- they agree with reality that millions of Jews, homosexuals and gypsies were killed during World War 2.
b) They think that that was a baby step forward.
c) They're not even the "let's preserve the white race!" racists; these people are actually the "kill them all!" racists, who, I believe, are considered creepy even within the racist community. Think about this. These are the racists that other racists distance themselves from.
d) They've indoctrinated their children with this shit.
e) Their children are now the poster children for completely whacked out racism, and are probably now also sex symbols. It's not too hard to figure out what they're trying to sell with two little blond white girls singing about how the Jews and blacks are trying to pollute their wombs.

How do these people even exist? I'm serious- how do these people live their daily lives? Do they shop at K-Mart wearing -Hitler t-shirts? Do they like dogs? Do they have joy in their lives?
I would like to see a documentary film just following these people around. Think about it- these people would love it, because they'd think that the media was finally throwing off their Jewish task-masters, and it would be an incredibly interesting portrait- how do people turn out this way? How do they reconcile their beliefs with the reality of the entire fuck*ng world?

I think I might have just found my Pulitzer.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Good God, there's a chapter 9 (don't see Ch. 8, though)

What Sex with a Circumcised Man Does to a Woman

Without a foreskin and a smooth, wet glans to aid penetration, it feels a lot like being penetrated by a dry rubber dildo.  When he starts thrusting, his c*ck scrapes methodically back-and-forth against the woman's urethra, introducing bacteria including e. Coli, which can be anything from uncomfortable, to excruciatingly painful.  The sexual rhythm is "off" from what an uncircumcised man does, and a woman does with an object, to induce a G-spot orgasm.  Afterward, the woman feels like she needs to pee REALLY BAD, because her sensitive urethra has been stripped of meatus and mucus, and severely abraided.  After she pees, she still feels like she needs to pee REALLY BAD.  She smiles and tries to pretend she enjoyed it -- because women are supposed to be really horny and enjoy sex just as much as men today, right?

Twelve to 36 hours later, she feels like she needs to pee EXCRUTIATINGLY BADLY.  When she sits on the potty, hardly anything comes out of her bladder except a teaspoon full of blood and pus.  She has a UTI (urinary tract infection), which our Jew medical establishment says is quite Normal in women.  (How come women in Europe, South America, and Asia never get them?)  "A woman gets a bladder infection every time she has sex, and this is normal because women's ureters are �too short,'" chirps the Jew.  Seventy percent of American women get bladder infections from intercourse.  Fifteen percent of American women have had so many bladder infections from having intercourse, that the lining of their bladder is dead.  Absent.  They feel like they need to pee EXCRUTIATINGLY BADLY 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.  "I need to pee," becomes a chant in your ear.  Car trips become impossible, there are so many pit stops.  And this is "normal" says the medical establishment.  It's a disease that very few women ever recover from: It's called Interstitial Cystitis (or "urethritis" or "female complaints").  It causes premature aging (as waste products seep back into the body through the bladder).  It causes extreme stress.  It causes HATRED OF MEN and THEIR DAMN SELgiraffe SEX DRIVE THAT HURTS ME LIKE HELL.

And it explains why Jewesses are even worse shrews than Jew men.  It also explains (together with refined sugar) why yeast infections (from abrasion to pu$$yl lining) have spawned a multi-million dollar business in snake-oil "yeast infection" treatments like Monistat-7.  Go to the grocery store.  It takes up more shelf space than the contact solution, and costs $20 a pop.  Now that's profit!!  Hear the clink of all those shekels rolling in?  It's almost as good as circumcision -- $800 in pure profit, for surgery that takes 10 minutes on a (formerly) healthy infant.

...

A Real Man isn't a Puritan-Freak.  He's not terrified by the sight of menstrual blood, and he's not terrified by the fluid and blood of childbirth, either.  Remember, everybody, naturalistic, not uptight.  If she's nervous and has trouble letting her milk down, he fixes the problem by kissing and nuzzling her breasts (that will make it drizzle out quickly enough.)  When it starts drizzling, he starts sucking her breasts himself.  (You'll like it; it tastes like warm, sweetened, condensed milk mixed with half-and-half.)  If you're at a shopping mall with the baby and she gets full -- and it starts to feel really painful like needles, you'll take action by going back to the SUV with tinted windows, kissing and nuzzling her breasts and suckling her.  She just might be one of those who has an orgasm from it!  How will you know if you never try?

[Bobby Isosceles]

Good God, there's a chapter 9 (don't see Ch. 8, though)

What Sex with a Circumcised Man Does to a Woman

Without a foreskin and a smooth, wet glans to aid penetration, it feels a lot like being penetrated by a dry rubber dildo.  When he starts thrusting, his c*ck scrapes methodically back-and-forth against the woman's urethra, introducing bacteria including e. Coli, which can be anything from uncomfortable, to excruciatingly painful.  The sexual rhythm is "off" from what an uncircumcised man does, and a woman does with an object, to induce a G-spot orgasm.  Afterward, the woman feels like she needs to pee REALLY BAD, because her sensitive urethra has been stripped of meatus and mucus, and severely abraided.  After she pees, she still feels like she needs to pee REALLY BAD.  She smiles and tries to pretend she enjoyed it -- because women are supposed to be really horny and enjoy sex just as much as men today, right?

Twelve to 36 hours later, she feels like she needs to pee EXCRUTIATINGLY BADLY.  When she sits on the potty, hardly anything comes out of her bladder except a teaspoon full of blood and pus.  She has a UTI (urinary tract infection), which our Jew medical establishment says is quite Normal in women.  (How come women in Europe, South America, and Asia never get them?)  "A woman gets a bladder infection every time she has sex, and this is normal because women's ureters are �too short,'" chirps the Jew.  Seventy percent of American women get bladder infections from intercourse.  Fifteen percent of American women have had so many bladder infections from having intercourse, that the lining of their bladder is dead.  Absent.  They feel like they need to pee EXCRUTIATINGLY BADLY 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.  "I need to pee," becomes a chant in your ear.  Car trips become impossible, there are so many pit stops.  And this is "normal" says the medical establishment.  It's a disease that very few women ever recover from: It's called Interstitial Cystitis (or "urethritis" or "female complaints").  It causes premature aging (as waste products seep back into the body through the bladder).  It causes extreme stress.  It causes HATRED OF MEN and THEIR DAMN SELgiraffe SEX DRIVE THAT HURTS ME LIKE HELL.

And it explains why Jewesses are even worse shrews than Jew men.  It also explains (together with refined sugar) why yeast infections (from abrasion to pu$$yl lining) have spawned a multi-million dollar business in snake-oil "yeast infection" treatments like Monistat-7.  Go to the grocery store.  It takes up more shelf space than the contact solution, and costs $20 a pop.  Now that's profit!!  Hear the clink of all those shekels rolling in?  It's almost as good as circumcision -- $800 in pure profit, for surgery that takes 10 minutes on a (formerly) healthy infant.

...

A Real Man isn't a Puritan-Freak.  He's not terrified by the sight of menstrual blood, and he's not terrified by the fluid and blood of childbirth, either.  Remember, everybody, naturalistic, not uptight.  If she's nervous and has trouble letting her milk down, he fixes the problem by kissing and nuzzling her breasts (that will make it drizzle out quickly enough.)  When it starts drizzling, he starts sucking her breasts himself.  (You'll like it; it tastes like warm, sweetened, condensed milk mixed with half-and-half.)  If you're at a shopping mall with the baby and she gets full -- and it starts to feel really painful like needles, you'll take action by going back to the SUV with tinted windows, kissing and nuzzling her breasts and suckling her.  She just might be one of those who has an orgasm from it!  How will you know if you never try?

...

Jewess Judy Bloom and her sick scatology books were very popular among teen girls, and they all spread the lie about the Pap-Smear Rite of Passage at Age 18.

That's a phrase that goes with "anal-butt finance dude." That's right, "Jewess Judy Bloom and her sick scatology books."

[V-Adore]

Sadly, I will give them props for the "don't be afraid of menstrual blood" thing. Because if there's one thing I hate, it's uys who act like the topic of menstruation is some Secret Taboo that will make their brains explode if they are ever aware of it and which turns women into strange, incomprehensible monsters a quarter of the time. Shame they have that part down and are still focused on the hi-larious racialism, huh?

[Bobby Isosceles]

Sadly, I will give them props for the "don't be afraid of menstrual blood" thing. Because if there's one thing I hate, it's uys who act like the topic of menstruation is some Secret Taboo that will make their brains explode if they are ever aware of it and which turns women into strange, incomprehensible monsters a quarter of the time. Shame they have that part down and are still focused on the hi-larious racialism, huh?

Individually, a lot of the axioms put forward by this woman make sense. Women will enjoy sex more if they bond with the man. Menstruation is nothing to fear. A lot of women enjoy being dominated by the man. Uncircumcised c*ckes can make sex more enjoyable (although, if we use nature as a guide, nature doesn't seem to care; see also Ray's barbed dingdong).

What makes the whole thing ridiculous is tying these things together with some sort of bizarre dependency and then lacquering the whole thing with a patina of antisemitism: women must bond via rape fantasies, etc et al and DAMN THOSE HEBREWS.

[antioch]

These guys deffinitely make Gene Ray look like a tenured professor.

 That hitler logo is pretty funny, but the fact that it was made by actual racists ruins any potential for non-racialist hi-larity. So the bullet hole is a good idea, sort of a DRI take on it.

[Doc]

This is.... well a whole lot of stuff, so I'm just going to go with one relatively minor problem: They said 70% of women have some sort of urinary tract infection and that such infections are only caused by circumcised sex. Does that mean the Jews are stealing all our women behind our backs?

Where do you suppose they get their statistics anyway? Do they just make them up on the fly (and so would have to admit at least to themselves that if not wrong they are not being 'accurate') or is there some American Bureau of Racialist Statistics out there somewhere?

[Bozack]

70% of women have some sort of urinary tract infection...

Well, I know at least 4 women close enough to where they would tell me if they had a urinary tract infection, and out of those four, none of them do. Perhaps my friends live in the Magic 30%, but I think that if the majority of women, on earth, had urinary tract infections, there'd be a little rubber bracelet with "URINARY TRACT INFECTION" stamped on it.

[slink]

Well, I know at least 4 women close enough to where they would tell me if they had a urinary tract infection, and out of those four, none of them do. Perhaps my friends live in the Magic 30%, but I think that if the majority of women, on earth, had urinary tract infections, there'd be a little rubber bracelet with "URINARY TRACT INFECTION" stamped on it.

Yeah, I call bullshit...

[V-Adore]

I do not, at this minute, have a UTI. Nor have I had one. Of course, I also haven't been having a lot of hideous circumcised-man-dildo sex, either. Maybe I should arrange to be kidnapped by a hideous Jew or something.

(Tangentially, does anyone else love the acoustic flavor of the word "Jewess?" It's a satisfying-sounding word, despite being the sort of word nobody credible would ever use in conversations, ever.)

[misterqueue]

I do not, at this minute, have a UTI. Nor have I had one. Of course, I also haven't been having a lot of hideous circumcised-man-dildo sex, either. Maybe I should arrange to be kidnapped by a hideous Jew or something.

(Tangentially, does anyone else love the acoustic flavor of the word "Jewess?" It's a satisfying-sounding word, despite being the sort of word nobody credible would ever use in conversations, ever.)

I myself love the word Jewess and have used it before.. it's not deurogatory by itself just as Jew isn't.  

My ex-gf was a Jewess and a delightfully delicious Jewess at that, and damn if I didn't tell her so EVERY DAMN DAY!


You know.. I like the word daguerreotype, this has nothing to do with the FUNNY RACISTS, but I just realized I'll probably use it once.. maybe twice as an apt statement in my entire life, and one of the two will be in a museum.  *Laments while my guitar gently weeps*