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[side_show]

For me, Showbiz is, basically a classic cokehead.   Plain and simple.  Fucked up to the point of stupid, but acting like he's not, even though he's got a little trickle of dried blood out of his left nostril.  That's Showbiz to me.  I mean, look at the bad ponytail.  All he needs is a muscle car with a giant eagle detail painted on the hood and one of those things that does the opposite of a muffler on the tailpipe.

[CortJstr]

For me, Showbiz is, basically a classic cokehead.   Plain and simple.  Fucked up to the point of stupid, but acting like he's not, even though he's got a little trickle of dried blood out of his left nostril.  That's Showbiz to me.  I mean, look at the bad ponytail.  All he needs is a muscle car with a giant eagle detail painted on the hood and one of those things that does the opposite of a muffler on the tailpipe.

Dang. Your stereotype needs to hang out with the Van Dam van guy from SpikeTV.

[theinevitable]

I think these are just the two types you get when you're from circumstances
either a really loud guy who is really messed up/aggressive (outwardly) or the really quiet guy who is really messed up, but, on the inside.

it is on the inside of his head.

[LCB]

Showbiz is the relative who tends to be something of a ne'er-do-well, and when he's around people try not to act like he's disturbing them or upsetting them no matter how jerky or loud he's acting...to a point. Other times, he fails to pick up on not-so-subtle clues that he's causing some strife.
But eventually he shows up at the wrong time or starts acting up at a family event or gets a little pushy and starts spinning ridiculous excuses for borrowing some cash, which he'll pay back man, just give him a little time...and a ugly scene starts.

and in my experience, the stereotype drives around in a dinged-up pickup truck (missing tailgate optional) and wears lots of greasy, sweaty T-shirts with logos, from beer brands to Harley Davidson. And cheap sunglasses, never forget about the cheap sunglasses.

[Bozack]

And cheap sunglasses, never forget about the cheap sunglasses.

The sunglasses are fuck*ng key.