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[pmcd9]

This is NOT where I was hoping this thread would lead.

~Paul

[wombat]

This is NOT where I was hoping this thread would lead.

Isn't it grand?

[arkabee]

what is the Party Party's official stance on partying hard?

[side_show]

We support partying hard,  we suggest partying hardy, and we particulary support the sort of partying that leads to fuck*ng.

I will spear head the "No Genitals Left Behind" program, should we be voted into power.

Also, sorry Paul.

Also, I think it will be Pedro who notices, but I give him 'til mid-December (as long as no one PM's him).

[AlohaDawg]

I will spear head the "No Genitals Left Behind" program, should we be voted into power.

Genitals + Behinds = WIN

Also, we should have a 'Just Say YES' campaign.

[Hobo Frenzy]

Here here! And a big huzzah to the Party Party! I must bring to the attention of the Party that we are in dire need of a mascot. The demmies have the ass the Repubes have the elephante and what do we have? Nothing...yet! I was thinking along the lines of some animals that are fuck*ng. Maybe an elephant and a donkey getting it on? Ya know to symbolize the unity that the Party stands for.

The only problem is...who's the pitchers who's the catcher?

[AlohaDawg]

The elephants trunk allows for a daisy chain of alternating elephants and donkeys in a circle, donkey mounting the elephant and elephant trunk under the tail of the donkey in front.

[V-Adore]

The elephants trunk allows for a daisy chain of alternating elephants and donkeys in a circly, donky mounting the elephant and elephant trunk under the tail of the donkey in front.

Those are going to have to be some damn big donkeys. Or very small elephants. Or maybe you could give the donkeys a stepladder?

[wombat]

Here here! And a big huzzah to the Party Party! I must bring to the attention of the Party that we are in dire need of a mascot.

Tortoises.  They do it constantly.

[AugustWest]

Here here! And a big huzzah to the Party Party! I must bring to the attention of the Party that we are in dire need of a mascot.

Tortoises.  They do it constantly.

Actually, they only do it once a year.  But it takes 364 days.

[Bozack]

Here here! And a big huzzah to the Party Party! I must bring to the attention of the Party that we are in dire need of a mascot.

Tortoises.  They do it constantly.

Actually, they only do it once a year.  But it takes 364 days.

And every year they have one day to smoke cigarettes and forget each others names.

[side_show]

I will spear head the "No Genitals Left Behind" program, should we be voted into power.

Genitals + Behinds = WIN

Also, we should have a 'Just Say YES' campaign.

I'm sure you meant "Just Say 'Oh, Yes!'" right?

Also, I like the Idea of an Elephant that is smallish and an Ass that is large-ish, so that they are more or less equal in size a-la- 69.  It's about equality in fuck*ng people!

Then again I really like wombats idea.  I went to a reptile garden where you could ride on the tortoises, and the tortoise I was riding on tried to mount another tortoise while I was riding on it, he got half way on her, so I got off him, and he totally just didn't care, and went right to it as I was climbing off of him.

Also, I move we go by G.O.P.P. for Gaping Orifice Party Party.

[wombat]

I forgot to mention that tortoises emit a lot of rather embarassing grunting and moaning while they do it, too.

[Golfhaus]

Embarassing to who?

[theinevitable]

to everone. to everyone.
tortoises cannot be in long-term relationships, because every single one of them is really self-concious about their sexual performance.