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heptadecahydrate

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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #45 on: February 10, 2010, 02:37:20 am »
I'm alternately layering on sarcasm seriousness parody and insanity.

Maybe I'm bored. 

The challenge is to figure out if people are offended by the serious aspects of my rambling which are generally between the lines, or if they are actually taking the wackiness seriously and are offended by that. 

My previous account got banned, so I logged in with this new account, and I was feeling all full of hutzpah what with my new identity. 

Have you ever worn the mask one-two one-two,
M to the A to the S to the K
Put the mask upon the face just to make the next day,
Feds be hawkin me
Jokers be stalking me,
I walk the streets and camouflage my identity,
My posse in the Brooklyn wear the mask.
My crew in the Jersey wear the mask.
Stick up kids doing boogie woogie wear the mask.
Yeah everybody wear da mask but how long will it last.
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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #46 on: February 10, 2010, 03:30:04 am »
Quote from: heptadecahydrate on February 10, 2010, 02:37:20 am
Maybe I'm bored.

You are definitely boring.
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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #47 on: February 10, 2010, 03:41:34 am »
I think I disagree
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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #48 on: February 10, 2010, 06:13:07 am »
I don't know, that seems pretty reasonable- if you are bored you are boring.
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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #49 on: February 10, 2010, 06:57:53 am »
Quote from: jaydub on February 09, 2010, 11:45:47 pm
Todd?

To bring this full circle... Cann'd.
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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #50 on: February 10, 2010, 09:38:24 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on February 10, 2010, 12:51:39 am
youre not making things any better.

that's what I mean... it's comments like this that really make me wonder.  Not all of you, but some of you, probably most of you, have this collective sense of what's normal, what's good, and it's really amazing how little provocation it takes for you to show it.  As in the above comment, it doesn't even occur to you that maybe some people just don't care as passionately and deeply as the same things that you do, and therefore, not every comment made by every person on this message board is an attempt at ingratiation.  I dunno maybe you all can see someone in a wheel chair and automatically or through conscious effort not stare and just think of the person as a person, maybe you can even do that with a dirty and tattooed hitch hiker with an army surplus backpack and several weeks of beard growth.  But oh mercy, when it comes to your clique, and what ideas are expressed, and how these ideas are expressed, many of you have what I would deem to be insufficient tolerance, but even worse, much worse, many of you lack imagination.

I don't mean that in a mean way, it's just what I think, not only about people here, but people in society in general.  I mean come on, are you going to read about the dysfunctional office dynamics in Dilbert, and pretend that yeah, that's all the other guy's fault.  No.  It isn't.  That's you in Dilbert.  The whiny co-worker, and so on -- you and I both. 

what a fuck*ng retarded system anyway, to create a currency of social standing.  and these fuck*ng avatars blinking at you every time you type a message.   >:( :-* :'( :-\ :-[ ::) 8) :( ;D :D ;) :) :D :o ??? :-* :'(
jesus christ
grow the fuck up people
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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #51 on: February 10, 2010, 12:58:08 pm »
Chill out dude. It's just a message board.
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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #52 on: February 10, 2010, 01:04:59 pm »
Serious business
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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #53 on: February 10, 2010, 02:04:04 pm »
I have been too busy trying to keep bodies and souls together in the snowpocalypse to post before this but I just wanted to say, under the new administration, excessive cans are always given in numbers that don't really affect your ability to obsessively track how regular members are canning you. If you have 35 cans one day and 1035 cans the next, all you have to do is pay attention to the last couple of digits, right?



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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #54 on: February 10, 2010, 02:39:37 pm »
Did you know that you all operate using social norms? Didya know that, didya?
« Last Edit: February 10, 2010, 02:47:53 pm by JorgeFabregas »
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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #55 on: February 10, 2010, 03:01:17 pm »
Quote from: heptadecahydrate on February 10, 2010, 09:38:24 am
that's what I mean... it's comments like this that really make me wonder.  Not all of you, but some of you, probably most of you, have this collective sense of what's normal, what's good, and it's really amazing how little provocation it takes for you to show it.  As in the above comment, it doesn't even occur to you that maybe some people just don't care as passionately and deeply as the same things that you do, and therefore, not every comment made by every person on this message board is an attempt at ingratiation.  I dunno maybe you all can see someone in a wheel chair and automatically or through conscious effort not stare and just think of the person as a person, maybe you can even do that with a dirty and tattooed hitch hiker with an army surplus backpack and several weeks of beard growth.  But oh mercy, when it comes to your clique, and what ideas are expressed, and how these ideas are expressed, many of you have what I would deem to be insufficient tolerance, but even worse, much worse, many of you lack imagination.

I don't mean that in a mean way, it's just what I think, not only about people here, but people in society in general.  I mean come on, are you going to read about the dysfunctional office dynamics in Dilbert, and pretend that yeah, that's all the other guy's fault.  No.  It isn't.  That's you in Dilbert.  The whiny co-worker, and so on -- you and I both. 

what a fuck*ng retarded system anyway, to create a currency of social standing.  and these fuck*ng avatars blinking at you every time you type a message.   >:( :-* :'( :-\ :-[ ::) 8) :( ;D :D ;) :) :D :o ??? :-* :'(
jesus christ
grow the fuck up people

Gosh what trenchant observations!

Here's one you obviously haven't picked up on yet:

If you attempt to join a community and all you have to offer are insults and criticism then you probably won't be very well received.

So you have an opinion.  So fuck*ng what.  This is our house.  Be pleasant, be clever or go the fuck away.

Banned.
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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #56 on: February 10, 2010, 10:10:23 pm »
Opinions, as they say, are like assholes:

Only presentable if waxed, bleached and thoroughly cleaned.
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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2010, 07:27:45 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 10, 2010, 10:10:23 pm
assholes

boring

Quote from: AugustWest on February 10, 2010, 03:01:17 pm
Banned.

!?!?!  This isn't your forum?  I thought you were all about Arts & Entertainment?  Don't get me wrong I'm not disputing the fact of banning me, and I get that I don't have a constitutional right to post shit or anything for that matter on a private forum, so I don't expect the same due process application of substantive law as if I was, say, accused of beating off a goat or something criminally illegal like that, but I mean, Christ, even the frickn' French entertain the concept of droit formel... and they're, well... you know... French.  So that's just my sentiment on that.

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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2010, 07:56:01 am »
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Re: is this kosher?
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2010, 10:04:57 am »
I'll.... buy you a $200 kitten if it'll make you happy?
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