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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #60 on: February 03, 2006, 10:49:03 pm »
It's not made up. Mark Henry was billed as "The World's Strongest Man" because he won some Ah-nold sponsored contest. The hand thing was when I wasn't watching but I've heard about it many many times.
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #61 on: February 03, 2006, 10:51:26 pm »
i don't think i was watching regurlarly at that time,
i would just periodically check in on it.
the hand thing made me feel vindicated in my decision not to watch.

mark henry is a piss poor wrestler.
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #62 on: February 03, 2006, 10:55:12 pm »
Where <else> have I heard the phrase 'sexual chocolate' used?
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #63 on: February 03, 2006, 11:04:58 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on February 03, 2006, 10:55:12 pm
Where <else> have I heard the phrase 'sexual chocolate' used?

Coming to America. It's a band during the fundraiser scene, IIRC
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #64 on: February 03, 2006, 11:09:36 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on February 03, 2006, 10:55:12 pm
Where <else> have I heard the phrase 'sexual chocolate' used?

I think that's what Nagin is going to rename the Red Light District in N'awlins.
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #65 on: February 03, 2006, 11:49:36 pm »
I believe one of the finest moments in WWF history was when Lex Luger lifted Yoozuna over his head and slammed him. It looked like it took all that he had, lifting that huge Japanese man.
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #66 on: February 03, 2006, 11:56:20 pm »
But Luger, dude. LUGER
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #67 on: February 04, 2006, 07:08:17 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 03, 2006, 11:56:20 pm
But Luger, dude. LUGER

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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #68 on: February 05, 2006, 02:33:24 am »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on February 03, 2006, 10:55:12 pm
Where <else> have I heard the phrase 'sexual chocolate' used?
Quote from: Golfhaus on February 03, 2006, 11:09:36 pm
I think that's what Nagin is going to rename the Red Light District in N'awlins.

This made me laugh so hard, and even though acoxcae had left the room, I MADE him come back in to read that...for some reason I didn't feel right reading it outloud, but it was damn hilarious to read to myself! Hooray! :)
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #69 on: February 05, 2006, 03:28:23 am »
Quote from: sunnystar on February 05, 2006, 02:33:24 am
This made me laugh so hard, and even though acoxcae had left the room, I MADE him come back in to read that...for some reason I didn't feel right reading it outloud, but it was damn hilarious to read to myself! Hooray! :)

You hear that, Cox? YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAYS I BRING TEH FUNNEH!

Seriously, though, man. Nagin. Whoever gets the Democratic nod in 2008 better tap that man for Veep. It's a shoo-in victory. I wish Nagin was my dad.
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #70 on: February 05, 2006, 07:03:14 pm »
Democratic? I think more along the lines of Libertarian, in this case. The only party to ever get a pro wrestler elected.
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #71 on: February 10, 2006, 09:18:51 pm »
Quote from: jough on January 31, 2006, 06:02:21 am
It is not permitted to post photos of yourself as your avatar unless you are a hawt chickadee.

What about a hawt manatee?
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #72 on: February 10, 2006, 10:04:49 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on February 10, 2006, 09:18:51 pm
What about a hawt manatee?

I'll believe it when I see it.
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #73 on: February 10, 2006, 10:06:38 pm »
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #74 on: February 11, 2006, 12:07:36 am »
Quote from: Hobot on February 10, 2006, 09:18:51 pm
What about a hawt manatee?

Google Image assures me that this is a hawt manatee with a big rack.  I'm inclined not to agree.
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