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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2006, 04:28:23 pm »
Quote from: slink on March 10, 2006, 02:47:17 pm
They found another.

The claws made me think of him straight off.

That's heartbreakingly beautiful.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2006, 06:07:51 am »
What's that?  You call sex Tony?  Well have I got a Toni for you! (note the third Theatre credit down).  And no she's not six feet tall as listed on her resume - more like six feet, three inches - at least. 
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2006, 08:25:59 am »
Quote from: side_show on March 11, 2006, 06:07:51 am
What's that?  You call sex Tony?  Well have I got a Toni for you! (note the third Theatre credit down).  And no she's not six feet tall as listed on her resume - more like six feet, three inches - at least. 

Tony is a nice name.  That's all I was saying.

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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2006, 06:18:54 pm »
Does this lobster also stick to magnets?

Right claw north, left claw south!
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2006, 08:12:44 pm »
Quote from: Hobo Frenzy on March 12, 2006, 06:18:54 pm
Does this lobster also stick to magnets?

Right claw north, left claw south!

Thank you, sir; you have made me smile. That Flash video has been a classic since young times.

(Well, relatively young times.)
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2006, 02:20:41 am »
hobot, that was the most brilliant pickup line I've ever heard.

and I really want to use it, but it doesn't work coming from a guy.

I used it on #####*****, and he said "and on the desk." so.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2006, 11:32:25 am »
Hobo you glorious bastard, I've been wondering where that was for ages. The site I originally saw it on took it down or moved it or some such and I never found it again (google, what is this google you speak of?)
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2006, 08:41:07 pm »
My vote is definitely for "eating the world's largest pizza."
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #38 on: March 13, 2006, 10:19:38 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 13, 2006, 02:20:41 am
hobot, that was the most brilliant pickup line I've ever heard.

and I really want to use it, but it doesn't work coming from a guy.

I used it on ******#####, and he said "and on the desk." so.


Option 2, for the Fellas: "I wish I were your homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk."

Now go, fly from your computer, and USE IT!
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2006, 10:41:29 pm »
making it passive! brilliant!

I honestly had not thought of that. Wow.

but wait!! Isn't that implying that the mere presence of the girl doesn't make the male in question?

"I must be your homework, because I'm pretty hard... and I see myself being done on your desk in the future."

maybe?
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