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Author Topic: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!  (Read 22270 times)

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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #105 on: April 02, 2006, 11:12:51 pm »
I've always said "Jesus Horatio Christ!"
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #106 on: April 03, 2006, 01:10:23 am »
Is he haploid because he only has a mom? Is that the joke?
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Social pressures exist
And if you think about them all of the time
You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind

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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #107 on: April 03, 2006, 02:36:04 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 03, 2006, 01:10:23 am
Is he haploid because he only has a mom? Is that the joke?

Yes, the joke hinges on the idea that God presumably was not able to pass on a set of chromosomes.
Nobody ever said it was a good joke.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #108 on: April 03, 2006, 03:30:05 am »
As a teenager, once, I was annoying the hell out of people, asking them what they thought the H stood for over and over, trying to figure out what the funniest response would be... sort of just by trial and error. Someone was doing the dishes while I asked it, threw the dishrag at me to try and shut me up and...

He's been Jesus Handtowel Christ ever since.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #109 on: April 03, 2006, 03:59:42 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 02, 2006, 07:15:55 am
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain goat?
Goats & mosquitos don't multiply! One's a scalar & ones a vector!

That was a real groan out loud one.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #110 on: April 03, 2006, 04:05:00 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on April 01, 2006, 08:40:58 pm
Great, now I want a t-shirt with that BECOME THE RULING BODY graphic. Swinehund, you rock my world.

Iron-on transfers! I use them frequently.
If you want to try that, I could scale the image up for you a bit. The resolution of the image (not the text) is limited, though.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #111 on: April 03, 2006, 10:00:19 am »
Or you could go the cafepress route.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #112 on: April 03, 2006, 11:18:15 am »
Oh no not the cafe press no Crun we ain't goin' down that route please.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #113 on: April 03, 2006, 03:38:44 pm »
Quote from: swinehund on April 01, 2006, 01:26:40 am
This inspired me. Here is an illustration of it.

That is a 'ting of beauty!   Perhaps even shirt-worthy!

(Edited after reading the rest of the thread and seeing the SHIRTCLAMOR)
« Last Edit: April 03, 2006, 03:42:22 pm by smick »
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #114 on: April 04, 2006, 02:31:23 pm »
Quote from: Doc on April 03, 2006, 11:18:15 am
Oh no not the cafe press no Crun we ain't goin' down that route please.

Is there another route I should know about?
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #115 on: April 04, 2006, 05:34:11 pm »
I'd make one but I don't want to be gettin' all up in Onstad's intellectual property rights, yo.
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