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[wombat]

Did you take the blade out of the plow, or did you treat the fields?

Is that what you public health workers are calling it nowadays?

[FlipConstantine]

The fields don't even want my plow nowhere near 'em. 

[AlohaDawg]

Is that what you public health workers are calling it nowadays?

I don't think he's talking about sheathing the plow, I think he's removed an active ingredient from the fertilizer.

[AugustWest]

I severed the feed line from the seed hopper to the planter.

[AlohaDawg]

I should have known he was using a seed drill. Ok kids, all together now, who invented the Seed Drill?

[smick]

Did you take the blade out of the plow, or did you treat the fields?

Oh man... I still got the blade for like... digging the furrows and stuff.   I just uh... don't got the seed.

(Weirdest extended metaphor ever)

[Carlos del Vaca]

I severed the feed line from the seed hopper to the planter.

And how did that go, exactly?  I need to perform a similar operation on my seed hopper, but haven't brought myself to make the call yet.

[AugustWest]

How graphic of a description do you want?

[swinehund]

And how did that go, exactly?  I need to perform a similar operation on my seed hopper, but haven't brought myself to make the call yet.

My husband got his disconnected, it took about 15 minutes, and was about as difficult as getting an ingrown toenail treated (actually the same doctor did it). He says it was not bad aside from the first few days when it felt like someone kicked him in the fanbelt. Apparently the seed hopper has occasional days of sensitivity, but I don't hear much about it so it's probably not that bad.
Riding a bike was apparently painful during the first few months, but it's fine now.

[smick]

Yea, mine was super easy.

I was all like, white-knuckle grippin' the hospital bed while the doc was doing it.   I was seriously waiting for him to bring the pain, when I realized he had just moved on to the second one.

I hung out in bed for a couple days, played video games on the laptop.

I never want to wear a jockstrap again in my life.   That got REAL old.

[AugustWest]

To a great extent, the worst part of the actual operation was being dry-shaved before hand.  I mean, geez, how about a little Foamy or something, you know.  Like the dentist, getting the shot of anaesthesia can be worse than the actual procedure too.  Once those two things were done the sensation was mainly of a little bit of pressure or tugging.

Anywho, they make a tiny little incision in your scrotum (scrotum, scrotum, scrotum!).  They reach through there with a tool that looks much like a crochet hook and pull out one tube.  They sever it, tie it off, then shove the ends back in.  Then they go back in and find the tube from the other side.  I did notice a little discomfort at this point in the procedure.  They sever that tube, tie it up and you're done.  I don't even think I got a stitch -- just a bandaid.

I had some discomfort for about 3 days, after that no problem.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Argh.  Still does not sound inviting.

But, I don't want to be forced to buy a bigger house with more bedrooms, so what can you do.

[AlohaDawg]

I don't even think I got a stitch -- just a bandaid.
I had some discomfort for about 3 days, after that no problem.

I assume  you just let that bad boy fall off on its own.


Ash, don't you mean "Ball Brothers to the Maxxx"?

[pmcd9]

I never met a Paul I didn't like.

~Paul

[theinevitable]

I have never gotten the whole "tubes tied" thing. Where does the sperm/egg/whatever go? Does it just get reabsorbed into the body?