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Author Topic: The Hopes and the Spellings - 11 July 2006  (Read 5895 times)

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Re: The Hopes and the Spellings - 11 July 2006
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2006, 08:05:55 pm »
Full list of alternatives:

"That baby looks SCRUMPTIOUS!"
"Man, that baby looks good enough to eat!"
"I love your kids... I could never eat them in one sitting though!" (followed by a quick smile, then a sombre expression)
"Good lord, what a strapping young lad you've got there!" (wide eyed emphasis on 'strapping' and a quick lick of the lips)
"What a little angel! Y'know, me and my boyfriend were thinking of adopting... We just can't find any kids though, we might even have to resort to stealing!" (All too long laugh)

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Re: The Hopes and the Spellings - 11 July 2006
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2006, 08:19:08 pm »
"Cute kid!  Not as cute as Carlos del Vaca's kids, though."
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Re: The Hopes and the Spellings - 11 July 2006
« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2006, 10:53:25 pm »
How much for the little girl? How much for the women? Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
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Re: The Hopes and the Spellings - 11 July 2006
« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2006, 01:02:55 am »
"I bet I could fit at least two fingers all the way in there."
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Re: The Hopes and the Spellings - 11 July 2006
« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2006, 01:05:22 am »
Eww.

I'm lockin' after that one. Anyone want to comment on the actual 11 July '06 strip, ask a mod to unlock.

I mean, really.
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Re: The Hopes and the Spellings - 11 July 2006
« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2006, 06:09:06 am »
Honestly, is there any reason not to just split that crap out and keep the thread open? I may do that tomorrow afternoon, when I'm, you know, coherent.
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