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Author Topic: Rabbit services (09-25-03)  (Read 10234 times)

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« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2003, 10:09:40 pm »
Okay, who rigged up jough's bathroom to electrocute his dick while I was gone?

Sheesh, people. Could have let me in on it.
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« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2003, 10:26:08 pm »
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Don't be scared.  It's just a bunny social services image.  It can't hurt you.


That's... not... what... was scaring me....
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« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2003, 11:38:25 pm »
Thank you both for your concern about my well-being.

And you have nothing to fear slink except eternal damnnation, but if you accept the light of Jesus into your heart you will be saved!  Yay!
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« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2003, 02:15:45 am »
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Thank you both for your concern about my well-being.

And you have nothing to fear slink except eternal damnnation, but if you accept the light of Jesus into your heart you will be saved!  Yay!


Ah, well at least normal Jough would be proud of me in saying - like that's eeeeeeeehehehever gonna happen!
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« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2003, 02:31:24 am »
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Okay, who rigged up jough's bathroom to electrocute his dick while I was gone?


I didn't do it, but I'm seriously considering rigging up his kitchen to explode, taking both sides of his personality with it.  

Where did I put that cookbook?
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« Reply #35 on: September 28, 2003, 02:40:21 am »
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Okay, who rigged up jough's bathroom to electrocute his dick while I was gone?


I didn't do it, but I'm seriously considering rigging up his kitchen to explode, taking both sides of his personality with it.


You fuckin' threaten ME, bitch, and I will bring the motherfuck*ng HAMMER down on your candy ass!
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« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2003, 03:06:06 am »
That's the motherfuckin' HAMMER of Niceness, of course.
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« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2003, 04:53:11 am »
It's a motherdisrespectin' BUNNY hammer. All employing the principle of hopping instead of crushing your head, beeyatch.
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« Reply #38 on: September 28, 2003, 02:43:10 pm »
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You fuckin' threaten ME, bitch, and I will bring the motherfuck*ng HAMMER down on your candy ass!


If ya smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell what El Guapo . . . is . . . cookin'
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« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2003, 11:54:59 pm »
Hey evildunston - dump those two rubes in your avatar and come on over here.  I'll find a useful "outlet" for that excess evil.  :evil:
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« Reply #40 on: September 29, 2003, 12:02:05 am »
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I didn't do it, but I'm seriously considering rigging up his kitchen to explode, taking both sides of his personality with it.


Woman, don't make me have to put you over my knee, 'cause I'll knock the evil out of you.
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« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2003, 12:57:39 am »
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Hey evildunston - dump those two rubes in your avatar and come on over here.  I'll find a useful "outlet" for that excess evil.  :evil:


I've got an "outlet" for you...why don't you stick your dick in this wall recepticle here?  It's about the right size...
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« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2003, 01:14:05 am »
That must be one hell of a wall outlet.

Well, it may be an outlet to you, but it's a socket to me.

*splash*

Most of you won't understand that reference.

Me, old.
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« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2003, 01:39:07 am »
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Well, it may be an outlet to you, but it's a socket to me.

*splash*

Most of you won't understand that reference.

Me, old.

Well, I laughed...
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« Reply #44 on: September 29, 2003, 02:31:23 am »
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That must be one hell of a wall outlet.

Well, it may be an outlet to you, but it's a socket to me.

*splash*

Most of you won't understand that reference.

Me, old.


Hey, we had Nick at Night.

And can't you use a Fleshlight like a normal person?
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