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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #210 on: March 19, 2007, 01:56:16 am »
Judy-- # 3 is the lie.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #211 on: March 19, 2007, 05:37:38 am »
Joy!  I have finally hoodwinked most of you!

1.  Truth: At the moment we have 4 computers (3 of which are laptops) and 2 TVs.
2.  Truth: I guess technically they were more violent deflagrations than explosions per se.  The first time he was on a Triumph motorcycle that had a bad carburetor and had been parked in a hot shed.  On ignition, the gas in the air ignited.  The shed was flattened, the bike was heavily damaged, but my dad was pretty much OK.  The second time was when he was igniting a trash pile in a brick, backyard incinerator.  That one gave him a premature receding hairline and a quick trip across the back yard.  My mom saw the whole thing and was certain she'd become a widow.  Burn ointment and band aids was all that was required though. 
3.  The Lie:  Thank goodness.  I've had some of the danderiest damn dogs, ever.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #212 on: March 19, 2007, 05:55:38 am »
Quote from: jaydub on March 19, 2007, 05:37:38 am
Joy!  I have finally hoodwinked most of you!

1.  Truth: At the moment we have 4 computers (3 of which are laptops) and 2 TVs.
2.  Truth: I guess technically they were more violent deflagrations than explosions per se.  The first time he was on a Triumph motorcycle that had a bad carburetor and had been parked in a hot shed.  On ignition, the gas in the air ignited.  The shed was flattened, the bike was heavily damaged, but my dad was pretty much OK.  The second time was when he was igniting a trash pile in a brick, backyard incinerator.  That one gave him a premature receding hairline and a quick trip across the back yard.  My mom saw the whole thing and was certain she'd become a widow.  Burn ointment and band aids was all that was required though. 
3.  The Lie:  Thank goodness.  I've had some of the danderiest damn dogs, ever.

Sweet! I was right!
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #213 on: March 19, 2007, 06:38:48 am »
Quote from: A-CAP on March 18, 2007, 02:42:58 pm
3. I write poems about economics.

Can we be economics friends? Please?
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #214 on: March 19, 2007, 07:44:00 am »
Quote from: Fooker on March 19, 2007, 12:45:22 am
You are a dog owner.

You are right about this, but I don't want to know how.

Anyway, the lie was #1! RoboGod, can for you. To elaborate: #1 almost happened, but he complimented my face before leering.

I can't say much more, except that the events of #2 did not occur under the influence, and it was not a dog that licked off the peanut butter.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #215 on: March 19, 2007, 09:26:35 am »
Judy is something like five years younger than me but in life experience he is an old soul indeed.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #216 on: March 19, 2007, 04:16:05 pm »
Judy, you've grown up so fast.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #217 on: March 19, 2007, 07:25:33 pm »
Quote from: chuanoplast on March 19, 2007, 06:38:48 am
Can we be economics friends? Please?

Of course. Economics is the word, lady.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #218 on: March 20, 2007, 12:37:31 am »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on March 19, 2007, 07:44:00 am
You are right about this, but I don't want to know how.

I watch you.

I watch you when you think it is safe to drink almost all of the orange juice but put the carton back in the 'fridge.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #219 on: March 20, 2007, 02:40:04 am »
Quote from: Fooker on March 20, 2007, 12:37:31 am
I watch you.

I watch you when you think it is safe to drink almost all of the orange juice but put the carton back in the 'fridge.

It's Chris Elliot!
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #220 on: March 20, 2007, 04:06:08 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 20, 2007, 02:40:04 am
It's Chris Elliot!

As a youngster, I met Chris Elliot in the food court of the Museum of Natural History.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #221 on: March 20, 2007, 04:23:04 am »
Fuck all you people!

"Yeah, when I was 15, Freddie Mercury lived in our basement for 6 months. I co-wrote Bohemian Rhapsody with him."

"I met David Lynch on a bus in Tulsa. We ended up going out to a bar and talking about lunch meat for two hours."

"Hung out with Dan Fouts at the rodeo once. He just showed up and sat down next to me and my mom. It was fun."

"I grew up with Maynard James Keenan. We used to play Boggle a lot."

I'm sick of it, people. No more.


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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #222 on: March 20, 2007, 05:22:46 am »
my friend David met Ira Glass... and... peed next to some other big NPR guy who I haven't heard of (ie, in a urinal).

I... I met Jane Goodall once? She told me to follow my dreams.

My grandpa's colleague discovered Mononucleosis? my great-grandma was tight with Eva Peron?

I feel like there is someone awesome and famous and really cool who I have met, but, I don't know who it would possibly be.
Other than the guy who founded ESPN, as mentioned earlier.

PS my mom also sat next to the Dali Lama at a big formal dinner once. She said he seemed very nice.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #223 on: March 20, 2007, 10:58:43 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 20, 2007, 05:22:46 am
PS my mom also sat next to the Dali Lama at a big formal dinner once. She said he seemed very nice.

You'd basically have to though wouldn't you? Who the hell is going to believe that the Dalai Llama acted like a total dick all night, dominated the conversation by talking about his pets and then bogarted your breadroll?
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #224 on: March 20, 2007, 11:01:38 am »
Wait, uh... crap. I feel so alone in having no weird brushes with celebrity, although apparently my dad was on Nixon's shitlist for a while in the '60's and '70's...
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