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[robot_god]

Did you just stand there and put up with it? Or did you kick him in the jimmy?

Nah, he did it out the backseat of a Towncar, flicked two dollar bills out the window and just sped off.  I didn't even realize what happened until it was too late since I was trying to remember whether or not I put up the counterfeit handicap parking permit on my rear view mirror.  Turned out I did all along.

[linnea]

I have a yoga ball that I sit on instead of an office chair. It really helps strengthen your core.

Also, Pilates and Yoga will help a lot.

[Arachno-capitalist]

I have a yoga ball that I sit on instead of an office chair. It really helps strengthen your core.

Also, Pilates and Yoga will help a lot.

Dwight, is that you?

[chuanoplast]

Playing the piano and violin since five years old make your back nice and straight for life.

Okay, don't listen to me. I just had to get that out of my system.

[AugustWest]

Pharoah Sanders plucked one of my nosehairs such that it made my eyes water.

[Nabubrush]

Pharoah Sanders plucked one of my nosehairs such that it made my eyes water.

Isn't this supposed to go somewhere else? I'm trying to accomplish something here, West.

[Nabubrush]

Pharoah Sanders plucked one of my nosehairs such that it made my eyes water.

Huh - turns out this is exactly where this was supposed to go.

Ash, I'm curious about the balance board idea. I think I could do this at work, although I probably would have to use a ski pole because I'm not sure I can get a hockey stick up there.

[side_show]

Nah, he did it out the backseat of a Towncar, flicked two dollar bills out the window and just sped off.  I didn't even realize what happened until it was too late since I was trying to remember whether or not I put up the counterfeit handicap parking permit on my rear view mirror.  Turned out I did all along.

This made me laugh.  Two bucks, eh?  That's the going rate for "you stand there and watch as I make a lurid gesture at you" is it?  I wish I'd been paid for all the lurid gesture's I'd had thrown my way! 

Most disturbing lurid gesture moment?  Leaving the children's theatre in early winter, on a bus, I looked out the window and a teen on a bike had pulled up his shirt and was twiddling his nipple while doing the v-finger-lick at me, and his buddy, also on a bike was reaching over rubbing the other guy's belly (what?) and also making sexual motions with his tonger.  So shockingly vulgar and totally senseless.  I just stared blankly at them, not knowing what my part in this odd transaction was.

Also, as a kid I used to play floor hockey on a team named after the roller derby team the Thunderbirds.  We won the tournament. 

[jaydub]

...I looked out the window and a teen on a bike had pulled up his shirt and was twiddling his nipple while doing the v-finger-lick at me, and his buddy, also on a bike was reaching over rubbing the other guy's belly (what?) and also making sexual motions with his tongue.  So shockingly vulgar and totally senseless.  I just stared blankly at them, not knowing what my part in this odd transaction was.

I think I might require therapy after something so random and provocative was thrown my way.  That seems so beyond the pale.

[side_show]

You know I'm so desensitized that it probably wouldn't have been of note if not for the total confusion I had over the situation.  I need therapy for a myriad of other reasons though.