I've seen so many great shows.
Let's see...
First Show: Paul Revire and the Raiders (5 years old)
Best Show: Too Many, can't decide Here's are some of my favorite shows)
Queen, Utopia, SRV and Jeff Beck, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Living Color and Bad Brains, ZZ Top ('76), Kiss ('75), Alice Cooper, Broken Social Scene, Tool, Flaming Lips and Beck, Black Crowes, The British are Coming (Eric Clapton, Jimi Page, Jeff Beck, Ronnie Lane, Charlie Watts, Bill Wyman, Paul Rogers, Jan Hammer, Ian Stewart), The Who (2000), Weird Al, etc...
Shows most likely to make you jealous because you didn't see it and it'll never happen again:
Queen
Ozzy with Randy Rhodes (twice)
Stevie Ray Vaughn (before he was famous)
AC/DC (with Bon Scott)
Shows I got the Most Fucked Up at:
Van Halen (Whiskey, Mandrax, Weed), I passed out in the bushes outside the venue for a little while.
Ozzy (Beer, Acid, Speed) I didn't see God
John McGlaughlin, Paco Delucia, Al Dimiola on St. Pattys Day (Green Beer, Hurricanes, Weed) I used to drink a lot.
Loudest Show: Pat Travers and Rainbow
Worst Show: April Wine with Point Blank and Frankie and the Knockouts
Shows it sucks I missed:
Led Zeppelin ('77), Wings ('76), Zappa
My favorite concert story. It involves the April Wine show I mentioned as my worst show. Well it was only the worst show from a musical standpoint, man do those bands suck it up but hard. Otherwise it was one of the greatest concert going experiences ever. I went with my friend
George (that's George in the Middle drinking Ancient Situation). I was supposed to go with my
little sister Annette, but she got sick. I didn't even want to see this show at all, it was her idea so what the hell. I took her to quite a number of shows until she got old enough to go on her own. Anyways, she couldn't go so I called my friend George and we went. We arrived at the venue and as we were walking from the parking lot to the entrance when a guy approached us and said he needed like 3 dollars more for a ticket. He pulled an American flag out from under his shirt. I was like wow, that's a really nice flag, i'll give you 3 dollars for that. The deal was made and we continued on to the venue. As we got around to the front where the turnstiles were George noticed that the flagpole was missing a flag. Hmmm, so we hightailed it back to the truck and stowed the flag. I've still got that flag btw. We get into the venue and find our way to the seats. Right behind the fuck*ng soundboard. This sucks, we can't see a damn thing. However, there is a dude standing there with a 2" stack of tickets. He says, where are your seats. Right here we say. Ok, here, take these instead. Only about 30 rows closer. So close we scared the band to quote Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ok, we've located the seats it's now time to get beer, check out the t-shirt stand and see if any of our friends are here. Well no one we know likes April Wine so no. George goes into the restroom and while he is in the stall a bottle rolls in from the next stall. He picks it up. OMG, it's filled with Mandrax. The owner was in the next stall nodding. Whoops! So we get back to our seats wash a couple of mandy's down with beer and settle in for the show. No pot, but things are working out pretty damn good. On comes Frankie and the Knockouts. Boy do they suck in a profound way. We were amused though because we were sitting directly in front of the biggest Frankie and the Knockouts fans in the whole world. Two 13-14 year old girls, pimply and fat. They had their Frankie and the Knockouts T-Shirts (handmade), signs saying We Love You Frankie. And they screamed the entire show. They left when Frankie did. Meanwhile a dude came and took his seat beside us. This guy was by himself, but he brought enough weed for the entire row. He started lighting joints, taking one hit and passing them down to us. By the time the joint came back to him he had lit another one. Within a few minutes George and I both had our own joints to toke on and we were starting to feel alright. Point Blank came on and they were so bad. They had a big hit with a song called Oh Nicole. I hated that song so much. God it was even worse when cranked up to 11. Along about this time I was starting to feel 10 feet tall and bulletproof. When they launched into a guitar solo which consisted basically of one guitar player standing at one edge of the stage playing a long sustained single distorted note for many seconds followed by the other guitar player doing the same thing on the other edge of the stage I got up and walked to the stage and flipped him off until he walked away. They finally quit and a few buzz filled minutes later April Wine comes on. If you've never heard April Wine consider yourself lucky. They are a poor man's REO Speedwagon. They had a couple of decent songs on their early albums, but they were almost entirely schlock by this point. They're big hit at the time was a song called Sign of the Gypsy Queen which I dearly hated. I told George if they play that song we gotta leave. Fortunately they played it about 4-5 songs in. We bailed and took our fucked up selves home.
Ah, but that's not the end of the story. At about 3 am the phone rang, my father answered. It was the Texas City Police Department wanting to know if he has a son named Paul McRae. Well yes, yes I do was his obvious reply. Well Mr. McRae, we have your son in our custody. Uh, I don't think you do, my son is in his bed asleep. Are you sure Mr. McRae? Well yes I am, but let me check. Opens door to my room. Are you in here Paul? Huh, what? Yes i'm here, what do you want? The Texas City Police are on the phone and they say that they have you in custody. I don't think it's me. It seems that in my drunkedness I lost my wallet and it was picked up by someone. Someone who tried to pretend they were me when they were arrested for DWI. The Texas City Police sent my wallet and all it's contents back to me.
The end.