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Re: Bitches so smart they can't pee (10 April 2007 )
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2007, 05:33:07 pm »

So instead of cobbler and cake, they eat ROCK HARD CAT COCK

There, fixed that for you.
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Re: Bitches so smart they can't pee (10 April 2007 )
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2007, 08:24:57 pm »

You know, I bet Rod Huggins's given name is Rodney Huggins. It would explain why he ended up gravitating into gay porn (well, besides the obvious reasons).
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Re: Bitches so smart they can't pee (10 April 2007 )
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2007, 05:15:10 am »

I guess Rod just forgot about the Al Qaeda attack in panel three there. I love the notion of someone being so scared of something that they would run through a wall, and then almost immediately going back. I wonder what Ray is thinking of all this? I presume he can hear the conversation going on in Pat's room through the hole in the wall, and that he saw Rod run back through the hole he made in the wall to grab a towel and then go back.
Also, when you're walking through a hole you just made in a wall, how is it that the first thing you say is "You know my work, pudding?" Is Pat so horny that he doesn't even question the fact that a gay porn star has literally burst into his room? And how does Rod think that he is so suave that he can just not even address the fact that he just ran through a wall? Like putting on a towel and whistling is enough to act nonchalant about walzing on through a hole in a wall created by your own fat terrified body just moments ago.
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Re: Bitches so smart they can't pee (10 April 2007 )
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2007, 05:21:50 am »

Pat is so excited that he went back for the towel, though.

the mind of the gay man is not a complex one, people.

...apparently.
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Re: Bitches so smart they can't pee (10 April 2007 )
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2007, 06:00:21 am »

I guess Rod just forgot about the Al Qaeda attack in panel three there. I love the notion of someone being so scared of something that they would run through a wall, and then almost immediately going back. I wonder what Ray is thinking of all this? I presume he can hear the conversation going on in Pat's room through the hole in the wall, and that he saw Rod run back through the hole he made in the wall to grab a towel and then go back.
Also, when you're walking through a hole you just made in a wall, how is it that the first thing you say is "You know my work, pudding?" Is Pat so horny that he doesn't even question the fact that a gay porn star has literally burst into his room? And how does Rod think that he is so suave that he can just not even address the fact that he just ran through a wall? Like putting on a towel and whistling is enough to act nonchalant about walzing on through a hole in a wall created by your own fat terrified body just moments ago.

This is plausable.
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Re: Bitches so smart they can't pee (10 April 2007 )
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2007, 09:15:55 pm »

Maybe his logic is that, if Al Qaeda hasn't already killed him, it must be safe to go back? Al Qaeda works fast, after all.
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Re: Bitches so smart they can't pee (10 April 2007 )
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2007, 11:37:12 pm »

Rod Huggins is afraid of Al-Qaeda because he looks like a fat Buddha, not because he is afraid of terrorism.
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Re: Bitches so smart they can't pee (10 April 2007 )
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2007, 04:03:15 am »

That was the Taliban.  Of course, all cats are gray after midnight...
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Re: Bitches so smart they can't pee (10 April 2007 )
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2007, 07:07:09 am »

That was the Taliban.  Of course, all cats are gray after midnight...

Oh geez, that's right. Someone (me) needs to read some more about the Middle East.
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Re: Bitches so smart they can't pee (10 April 2007 )
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2007, 04:49:34 pm »

That was the Taliban.  Of course, all cats are gray after midnight...

Oh geez, that's right. Someone (me) needs to read some more about the Middle East.

...or Central Asia, seeing how that is where Afghanistan actually is.

I know, it can be considered part of the Middle East... I just felt like being a pedantic asshole.  No reason not to provide further encouragement to read up on the subject, though.
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