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Author Topic: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love  (Read 4425 times)

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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2007, 10:06:32 pm »
NO, Ray. BAD, Ray. Do not listen to what the Glenfiddich is telling you. It doesn't know.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2007, 12:02:19 am »
Man, that's a cold thing to do to a cat who is fairly well known to have a notoriously small ding-a-ling due to his intersex nature.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2007, 01:08:17 am »
Roast Beef claims that when he was born he wasn't really developed all the way, phrasing which implies further development was possible, but had not yet occurred.  This sounds different from being intersex.  Besides, we've seen Beef's c*ck firsthand (or secondhand, if a flashback counts as a hand), and it doesn't look notoriously small to me. 

Also:  Ray needs a fake gym towel for his prop gag.  This is because real gym towels, like real snakes, are impractical. 
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2007, 02:21:34 am »
My best friend and I got married to our respective wimmins this past fall/winter, and we took different strategies to tackling the question of our toasts. I made an attempt to plan it out ahead of time, his was to wing it. Of course, both plans had something in common - the open bar beforehand. I totally blew mine, having forgotten most of what I wanted to say in a whiskey-blur. His was improvised and wasn't going to win any Toastmaster awards, but at least it was coherent. His wedding came first, and there were many people who attended both weddings. The thought has crossed my mind that he may have intentionally tanked his so I wouldn't feel so bad about blowing mine.

Is he really that much of my dogg? I moved to Charlotte in September. He moves down next week.
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