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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2007, 05:40:06 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 20, 2007, 05:23:30 pm
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #46 on: August 20, 2007, 06:17:31 pm »
"well, that depends on what your definition of 'Maximum Cuddles' is."
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2007, 06:46:31 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 20, 2007, 05:40:06 pm
Life isn't all about Maximum Cuddles. Never forget that there are also blow jobs.

Never, ever forget.
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2007, 07:19:55 pm »
Awp! 

reciprocation

is the key word, here. 
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2007, 07:33:21 pm »
Quote from: jldunston on August 20, 2007, 07:19:55 pm
Awp! 

reciprocation

is the key word, here. 

The key here is that you ask the gentleman for your turn FIRST. Think of it as a bargaining chip of sorts. It is a rare man who will put in the effort after he's gotten his.
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2007, 07:53:14 pm »
The key is that it isn't a tradeoff/bargain - your man should be happy to do it, and indeed, anxious for the opportunity. Ideally, you should have to tell him to stop. (Although he should not continue until you get sore.)
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2007, 08:00:45 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on August 20, 2007, 07:53:14 pm
The key is that it isn't a tradeoff/bargain - your man should be happy to do it, and indeed, anxious for the opportunity. Ideally, you should have to tell him to stop. (Although he should not continue until you get sore.)

Really, just a point to the area, and a nod should suffice.
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2007, 08:04:15 pm »
Wait, JL you and I are around the same age... but you think a "long time" for sex is 5 years?  For me, a long time is... more than a week and a half.  Seriously.  I'm figuring you having young 'uns factors into this heavily though.  For me, as I've gotten older a "long time" has gotten shorter and shorter.
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #53 on: August 20, 2007, 09:11:49 pm »
Quote from: smick on August 20, 2007, 08:00:45 pm
Really, just a point to the area, and a nod should suffice.

a gentleman always offers
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #54 on: August 21, 2007, 12:01:30 am »
My record in that department: 90 minutes. I was going to GET her to have that O, dammit.
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #55 on: August 21, 2007, 12:26:12 am »
goddamn. That is...

I feel like any girl I've dated would have just told me to stop before that point. That...

that is such a long time.
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #56 on: August 21, 2007, 01:18:53 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on August 21, 2007, 12:01:30 am
My record in that department: 90 minutes. I was going to GET her to have that O, dammit.

It's like you were at war with her clit.
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #57 on: August 21, 2007, 01:31:24 am »
That's kinda how it felt.
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #58 on: August 21, 2007, 02:03:42 am »
Quote from: side_show on August 20, 2007, 08:04:15 pm
but you think a "long time" for sex is 5 years?

Five years: Don't you get to count as a virgin again?

Ninety minutes: Could that possibly have been enjoyable for anyone involved?
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Re: quick question re: poster sale
« Reply #59 on: August 21, 2007, 02:16:59 am »
I originally posted something in the TMI department.

Gentle men, what is the polite way for a lady to let a gentleman know it is time to move on from hors d'oeuvres to the main course?
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