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Author Topic: 5 September 2007 - Martha Stewart ain't chimin' in on that one  (Read 4548 times)

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Re: 5 September 2007 - Martha Stewart ain't chimin' in on that one
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2007, 02:51:06 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on September 05, 2007, 02:44:30 pm
Tomorrow: we discover that Ray is somnambulant cock.

I thought tomorrow was chicken. Does the chicken tie into this... sleepwalking cumshot... somehow?
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Re: 5 September 2007 - Martha Stewart ain't chimin' in on that one
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2007, 02:52:10 pm »
Goddamnit, I can never keep abreast of these censors!
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Re: 5 September 2007 - Martha Stewart ain't chimin' in on that one
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2007, 02:59:18 pm »
Quote from: melack on September 05, 2007, 02:52:10 pm
Goddamnit, I can never keep abreast of these censors!

Ditto. Let's see if I can rephrase that one. Tomorrow: we discover that Ray is somnambulant couch fuck.


Huh, apparently the hyphen did it.
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Re: 5 September 2007 - Martha Stewart ain't chimin' in on that one
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2007, 04:23:12 pm »
Darn you, orthagonal censors! GOSH... DARN... YOU!!

Anyway, this strip is funny in a sort of dry way. Very Larry David, but that's not entirely a good thing.
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Re: 5 September 2007 - Martha Stewart ain't chimin' in on that one
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2007, 05:14:33 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on September 05, 2007, 02:44:30 pm
Tomorrow: we discover that Ray is somnambulant cock.

Ray is a somn-onanist.  He's probably mad at his own rudeness here.
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Re: 5 September 2007 - Martha Stewart ain't chimin' in on that one
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2007, 12:40:48 am »
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Re: 5 September 2007 - Martha Stewart ain't chimin' in on that one
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2007, 01:02:22 am »
Quote from: RMJ12345 on September 06, 2007, 12:40:48 am
Perhaps it's a new, solo version of "Asleep Style."
this is exactly what would happen when id have my roommate drive my navigator to buy me cigarettes.
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Re: 5 September 2007 - Martha Stewart ain't chimin' in on that one
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2007, 01:07:35 am »
You should probably get in touch with a crisis help line then.  You don't have to face it alone.
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