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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2007, 10:23:41 pm »
Quote from: linnea on September 07, 2007, 10:05:04 pm
If condoms do such a bang-up job of reducing your sensitivity, then why don't men have marathon endurance while wearing condoms? I'm just sayin'.

Because sex actually happens in your brain, where you're thinking "I'm banging a lady!  Hot!", plus there's a reminder of some distant stimulation coming up from your junk.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #46 on: September 07, 2007, 10:28:14 pm »
Wearing a condom is like getting five outta six numbers in the lottery.

You're not a multi-millionaire but, holy shit, three hundythou is still pretty fuck*ng awesome.

I would still basically flip out.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #47 on: September 07, 2007, 11:34:42 pm »
Quote from: linnea on September 07, 2007, 10:05:04 pm
If condoms do such a bang-up job of reducing your sensitivity, then why don't men have marathon endurance while wearing condoms? I'm just sayin'.

Some do. 

I'm just sayin'. 
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2007, 12:42:51 am »
Quote from: jldunston on September 07, 2007, 11:34:42 pm
Some do. 

I'm just sayin'. 

In my limited experience, the guys that bitch the most vocally about having to wear a condom seem to have the shortest endurance. I'm just sayin'!
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2007, 12:52:25 am »
Quote from: linnea on September 08, 2007, 12:42:51 am
In my limited experience, the guys that bitch the most vocally about having to wear a condom seem to have the shortest endurance. I'm just sayin'!

Well I'm a real man. I can frequently make through the entire opening credit sequence of the porn that I'm watching.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2007, 03:40:59 am »
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opening credit sequence of the porn that I'm watching.

Porn has credits?

...really?
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2007, 03:52:26 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 08, 2007, 03:40:59 am
Porn has credits?

...really?

Ha, ha!  Oh, that kid!

In regard to condoms, they definitely do slow things down for some boys... but for those who speed up, maybe they hate it so much they just want to get it over with?

Certain condoms are just stunningly bad.  I don't get some of them - don't the designers understand that less rubber is better?  Worst Condom Ever.  When I saw these in the store I said "Why would they make a condom that looks just like a screw?  You can actually screw someone.  Is that what they were thinking?"  Unfortunatly the SO thought this was so entertaining that he bought them.... fuckin' terrible.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2007, 05:50:11 pm »
I am generally pretty condom-positive, but gah. That is a terrible condom.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #53 on: September 08, 2007, 06:28:56 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on September 08, 2007, 05:50:11 pm
I am generally pretty condom-positive, but gah. That is a terrible condom.

That is the weirdest reservoir tip I've ever seen!
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #54 on: September 08, 2007, 06:40:44 pm »
The particular shade of the packaging makes me think of key lime pie. 

It doesn't help that the reservoir tip looks distinctly like a healthy dollop of whipped cream. 
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #55 on: September 08, 2007, 06:44:39 pm »
even I know that that is not anywhere near to a lady's most sensitive areas. How can they lie like this?

they are based on a lie.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #56 on: September 09, 2007, 01:27:24 am »
Quote from: linnea on September 07, 2007, 10:05:04 pm
If condoms do such a bang-up job of reducing your sensitivity, then why don't men have marathon endurance while wearing condoms? I'm just sayin'.

Condoms reduce my sensitivity enough to where I find it useful to get pharmaceutical assistance to combat the situation. I'll wear 'em, but I can't say I enjoy them. However, I enjoy being safe a lot more than I dislike a condom. I gotta say, though, I think if a guy doesn't have a really compelling reason against it, investing in getting snipped is like buying Microsoft stock in 1977.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #57 on: September 09, 2007, 01:49:58 am »
It's been a long time since I've had to slap on the latex (hooray, birth control and monogamy!), but I never saw it as being that big of a deal. I actually find that I last a bit longer with a condom on, since there's enough sensory deprivation that it makes it easier for me to stretch it out.

And yeah, that's a weird ass condom.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #58 on: September 09, 2007, 05:36:35 am »
That condom looks like a dip cone.
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Re: NuvaRing
« Reply #59 on: September 09, 2007, 06:44:13 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on September 09, 2007, 05:36:35 am
That condom looks like a dip cone.

Soft serve?  Again?!
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