oh man, LFM, our ideas about what makes good rock music are so at odds that I will just concede that we are always going to disagree on this.
when I was in 10th grade, I was obsessed with Led Zeppelin. And I used to listen to Whole Lotta Love over and over... but not the whole song. I'd just fast-forward to the point like 3:00 minutes in where the guitars get all crunchy and nuts and he plays the solo. Then I'd rewind to 3 minutes again, then listen to it again. I did this with a lot of songs. Find the 5 seconds which were the most intense, and listen to it over and over.
Then my friend Sarah told me to check out The Velvet Underground, and then The Ramones, and it all kind of went on from there.
Now when I get in that kind of mood, I just listen to something like "Don't Try to Call" by Husker Du. It's exactly a minute and thirty seconds long, and that entire time span is just intense guitar chords and crazy drums and yelling.
I mean, I like a lot of other kinds of music, but this is the music that really grabs me. I love some insane guitar solos and crazy complex jazz stuff and all, but... I dunno, man.
I also have a tendency to describe things I absolutely love in terms that make people think they're horrible.
"man, it's just... it's just a bunch of teenage guys playing their instruments as fast as they can for a minute and then stopping!"
"man, I love my guitar! it's really sharp sounding, and kind of crunchy, and half the buttons don't work, and it's sound doesn't really fit into most kinds of music..."
"oh man, (name) is such a cool chick! she's like, kind of socially awkward and overenthusiastic, and phrases things in weird ways, and is built like an adolescent boy, and she's a sociology major! that's like the department of being too liberal about stuff! plus, she makes really insane abstract art!"
"I love listening to LPs! They're all old and scratchy, and they're a pain to listen to, and you can't skip songs!"
"Dude, I just paid 7 dollars for this 45... and it only has 2 songs on it! and one is horrible!"