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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2008, 04:34:20 pm »
Quote from: Doc on May 07, 2008, 11:50:12 am
Beef could never be so lucky to actually score with a lady.

He could when it's really Bad Luck all gussied up to look like getting lucky...
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2008, 04:38:57 pm »
Quote from: Cap'n Squeakers on May 07, 2008, 04:11:48 pm
Augh. More primo j/o material for the furries at work out there.

Well played, Cap'n
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2008, 07:37:48 pm »
think about getting a blowjob from a cat

now try to stop.


(now an um... lady job... from a cat, i am ashamed to say, there are videos of that)
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2008, 11:48:14 pm »
From a cat?

Haven't you ever felt a cat's tongue??
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2008, 11:50:11 pm »
Well...I have...but not down there. 
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2008, 11:55:58 pm »
Cats may be rough, but don't ever try that trick with a guinea pig.
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2008, 12:04:09 am »
Maybe it's Molly in disguise.

Maybe the two of them set the whole deal up.  As a kind of thing.
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2008, 06:25:33 am »
I wish it was Molly. But the eyes seem to indicate it's not. Molly's eyes are drawn differently.

I have faith in Roast Beef's character though. Even if he does let this White Keds in Dallas chick see Dracula, he's gonna be all up front about it with Molly. Though he is from Circumstances, Beef doesn't seem like the sort of dude to bottle what's inside.
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2008, 12:30:46 pm »
Oh, dear God in Heaven, please tell me that picture that picture I just saw of a guinea pig was of its mouth, and not its pussy.

1) I really don't want to see a guinea pig's pussy. Ever. Not today, not ever.

2) I really hope they don't have those two huge spikes in there. I mean, it's bad enough that cat cocks have barbs, but to think that guinea pig pussies have teeth is just too much to handle. It would keep me up at night, shaking.
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2008, 01:15:45 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on May 08, 2008, 12:30:46 pm
2) I really hope they don't have those two huge spikes in there. I mean, it's bad enough that cat cocks have barbs, but to think that guinea pig pussies have teeth is just too much to handle. It would keep me up at night, shaking.
The effect of this is ruined somewhat by the filter, but:

pu$$y Dentata! What a wonderful phrase
pu$$y Dentata! Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
pu$$y Dentata . . .

For the record, though, I'm pretty sure they don't have teeth.
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #25 on: May 08, 2008, 01:50:09 pm »
Quote from: Dexter on May 08, 2008, 01:15:45 pm
The effect of this is ruined enhanced somewhat by the filter, but:


Fixed that for you. 
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Re: 7 May 2008 - you know... orally?
« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2008, 05:19:44 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on May 08, 2008, 01:50:09 pm
Fixed that for you. 
It's not enhanced!  It completely wrecks the meter!

Let's agree on the somewhat more neutral "altered".
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