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Re: Cooks...check this menu
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2008, 02:23:57 pm »
Bacos are also kosher, as well as vegan. 

This is why I don't eat Bacos. 
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« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2008, 04:31:08 pm »
Bacos are... ok, but they don't in any way taste like bacon.
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« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2008, 10:23:12 pm »
Even I can tell there is a Problem there. If the idea is to make something taste like bacon why is no bacon involved? That is Not The Way You Do It.
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« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2008, 01:47:07 am »
I think that's the whole point innit.  To make a substitute for bacon.
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« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2008, 08:32:04 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 26, 2008, 01:47:07 am
I think that's the whole point innit.  To make a substitute for bacon.

Quote from: pmcd9 on July 26, 2008, 01:47:07 am
To make a substitute for bacon.

Quote from: pmcd9 on July 26, 2008, 01:47:07 am
a substitute for bacon.

Quote from: pmcd9 on July 26, 2008, 01:47:07 am
substitute bacon

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« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2008, 09:32:09 pm »
Well, if you put it that way... But their motto is "Everything should taste like bacon." I mean, who could argue with that?
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« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2008, 02:05:28 am »
I'm giving you a tiny strip of bacon for that post lister.
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« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2008, 02:22:29 am »
Quote from: wombat on July 28, 2008, 09:32:09 pm
Well, if you put it that way... But their motto is "Everything should taste like bacon." I mean, who could argue with that?

The makers of flavored sex gels? Ben & Jerry? Auntie Ann? The Girls Scouts of America?


They ain't called Thin Bacons for a reason
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« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2008, 12:35:35 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on July 29, 2008, 02:22:29 am
The makers of flavored sex gels?

Why? What would be wrong with that?
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« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2008, 05:02:37 pm »
Teeth!
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« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2008, 04:44:36 am »
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« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2008, 06:03:33 am »
i saw that - today was a w00toff, and they sold out of bacon salt in like 3 minutes. i pity those poor souls when they find out how awful it really is
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« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2008, 06:34:56 pm »
Quote from: sailor on July 15, 2008, 12:35:20 am

honey balsamic grilled melon (maybe some cayanne?)


There's a spice, my Mexican steprelatives use on fruit. I'm not sure what it's called but it's a mixture of red pepper flakes, lemon and *something*. Goes great on melon.
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« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2008, 07:15:57 pm »
I never thought I'd say this but: Bobby! Not enough information!
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« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2008, 10:49:38 pm »
Lister, five cans for this, that made me laugh out extremely loud.

Quote from: Lister on July 28, 2008, 08:32:04 pm
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