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« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2009, 01:49:17 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 21, 2009, 01:01:24 am
Have you tried approaching then backing away from the toilet?

In my experience that makes it worse. I think Miles is right, once are you in a certain proximity events are set in motion.
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« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2009, 02:54:16 am »
Don't know about that, but I do believe that the severity of a hangnail is directly proportional to one's proximity to a nailclipper.
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« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2009, 05:18:36 pm »
I carry one on my keychain, and therefore never get them. I suppose I could perform an experiment, but the consequences are potentially dire.
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« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2009, 05:50:55 pm »
So that's like my friend who carried her winter coat in the back seat of her car, and so she never got cold?
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« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2009, 08:58:38 pm »
Or the guy who always carries a condom in his wallet, and therefore never gets laid?
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« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2009, 09:06:09 pm »
Ah, very interesting.

See, I think that is a little different. That brings to mind what we call at my house Technical Staff's Corollary to Murphy's Law, which says that if you want to achieve a desired goal, you should not do anything to make it less inconvenient. But that clearly has a logical similarity to the other kind of situation which bears thinking about.
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Re: Topic Starters
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2009, 03:29:04 am »
I would start more topics but they would be about one of:

The Stone Roses/other band that make me happy music exists

Football

Being a student in England

Asking personal questions about all of you

So this is all probably for the best.

You're all lovely entertaining people anyway.

Fuck me my head hurts.
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« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2009, 04:24:35 am »
I'd totally be interested in your thoughts on being a student in England.  However, the state you're in we probably wouldn't understand a word of it.
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Re: Topic Starters
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2009, 05:46:36 am »
Topic starter:

Basically, the ending of THE WRESTLER postulates that if only the women of significance in his life had been able to forgive him, yet again, for his long string of basically unforgiveable betrayals, he wouldn't have had to commit suicide-by-black-guy-pretending-to-be-a-Muslim. "Forgive men all their failings unless you want them to die in a deconstructionalist version of Christ's passion".

I mean, as an affable screw-up, I am entirely pro- this kind of message in a movie?

It certainly benefits me for this sort of idea to be floating about the collective subcon?

But still. Seems worth talking about.
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« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2009, 06:18:52 am »
This topic is already started.
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