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Re: less than three
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2009, 04:28:01 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on April 14, 2009, 12:02:46 pm
Cioran is happy with all the attention.

No I'm not. Achewood is interesting; I am not interesting.

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I call bullshit. Achewood is Achewood is Achewood, even when it is not Achewood, precisely because it's Achewood. Could there be any strip that mapped and circumscribed Achewood's "I fart in the general direction of your expectations" spirit more efficiently than the very first one?

I feel that you are in the wrong here.
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Re: less than three
« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2009, 04:40:42 pm »
Quote from: miles on April 14, 2009, 03:15:54 am
Can't you moderator-y people get the IP and do some research? Like if it's in Chicago we know it's Jough, and if it's untraceable, it's probably Gina's pu$$y.

Washington State. 
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Re: less than three
« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2009, 04:42:00 pm »
Quote from: Cioran on April 14, 2009, 04:28:01 pm
No I'm not. Achewood is interesting; I am not interesting.

So be interesting.  Use your powers for good.
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Re: less than three
« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2009, 04:52:06 pm »
Quote from: Cioran on April 14, 2009, 04:28:01 pm
I feel that you are in the wrong here.

I feel that you are in the wrong here.
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Bobby Isosceles

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Re: less than three
« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2009, 05:17:20 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on April 14, 2009, 04:40:42 pm
Washington State. 

Nihilism from the home of Grunge. I am shocked. Shocked.
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« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2009, 05:21:47 pm »
Quote from: Cioran on April 14, 2009, 04:28:01 pm
No I'm not. Achewood is interesting; I am not interesting.

I feel that you are in the wrong here.

Dejavroom was the site's troll before you and after THA SUGAH RAIN HATH COME, therefore your apperance, ipso facto, has replaced him as the trickster-spirit (cf. Loki, Anansi, Coyote, Pan, inter alia) and causes an unbearable ressentiment. thus meaning that whatever claim you stake must be intrinsically opposed, despite the fact that his counter-claim is ludicrous.

In conclusion, I think you should meet up and have babies.
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Re: less than three
« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2009, 05:31:21 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on April 14, 2009, 05:21:47 pm
Dejavroom was the site's troll before you and after THA SUGAH RAIN HATH COME, therefore your apperance, ipso facto, has replaced him as the trickster-spirit (cf. Loki, Anansi, Coyote, Pan, inter alia) and causes an unbearable ressentiment. thus meaning that whatever claim you stake must be intrinsically opposed, despite the fact that his counter-claim is ludicrous.

In conclusion, I think you should meet up and have babies.


Now rewrite Germany's fate during WWII, please. For extra points, try to work some unicorns into it.
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Bobby Isosceles

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Re: less than three
« Reply #37 on: April 14, 2009, 05:34:29 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on April 14, 2009, 05:31:21 pm
Now rewrite Germany's fate during WWII, please. For extra points, try to work some unicorns into that as well.

What, aren't you Nuero the annoying Brazilian, re-imagined by Ronald D. Moore into a scintillating dramatic masterpiece?

Also, babies. Hop to it.
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Re: less than three
« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2009, 05:37:47 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on April 14, 2009, 05:34:29 pm
What, aren't you Nuero the annoying Brazilian, re-imagined by Ronald D. Moore into a scintillating dramatic masterpiece?


Why are you asking me? It's inside your scintillating head that the pretty pictures are rolling out...
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« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2009, 05:40:12 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on April 14, 2009, 05:37:47 pm
Why are you asking me? It's inside your scintillating head that the pretty pictures are rolling out...

BABIES! FIVE HUNDRED OF 'EM!

(ref: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8)
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Re: less than three
« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2009, 08:21:05 pm »
YEAH!  BABIES EVERYWHERE! 

I'd forgotten all about that commercial.  Hilarious times. 
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« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2009, 08:34:51 pm »
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Re: less than three
« Reply #42 on: April 15, 2009, 02:49:57 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on April 14, 2009, 04:40:42 pm
Washington State. 

That's not cool.
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Re: less than three
« Reply #43 on: April 15, 2009, 02:52:04 am »
Quote from: dejavroom on April 14, 2009, 05:31:21 pm
Now rewrite Germany's fate during WWII, please. For extra points, try to work some unicorns into it.

Done.
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Re: less than three
« Reply #44 on: April 15, 2009, 12:07:03 pm »
Very well done, sir. Almost made me forget my distaste for PBF for a sec. I specially like the subtle allusion to unicorns. A-
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