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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2009, 08:58:05 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on April 22, 2009, 05:29:57 pm
Can'd for "Pewp[tm]" and "guaranteed safe for dad 'n' lad."  Although, would vegans need a poop substitute?  I am not aware of vegan rules for consuming waste products of living creatures.

It's an animal product, yeah?  An animal would have to be fed and kept in a place where it can be collected, so it seems that a substitute would be in order.  It's like an egg but different.


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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2009, 12:11:55 am »
Quote from: Dangermoose on April 22, 2009, 08:58:05 pm
It's an animal product, yeah?  An animal would have to be fed and kept in a place where it can be collected, so it seems that a substitute would be in order.  It's like an egg but different.

Does a bear shit in the woods?
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2009, 04:46:15 am »
Quote from: miles on April 23, 2009, 12:11:55 am
Does a bear shit in the woods?

Well yeah, and I can picture dudes out in the woods all gathering bear shit at peak season like mushroom hunters.  Michael Pollan writing a new foreword to Omnivore's Dilemma, etc. 

But I think your given vegan, once they decide to do that to themselves, won't even go for the wild version of any animal product they don't eat anymore.  I mean, I haven't looked, but I haven't found, either, a vegan who's into quail eggs.

By the way, did Onstad coin new slang with "vegulon"?  Check out the Google search -- lots of casual use there without reference to Achewood.
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2009, 08:32:35 pm »
Hmm, crapped acorns ... you know, there's that one variety of coffee that is pooped by civet cats before being consumed ... it's not a huge leap.
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2009, 09:19:09 pm »
Do you get it at SARSbucks?
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