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[bluemoon72]

ill be almost 40 years old.  [[shudder]]

Also, why you should not shudder when contemplating your life in 2020:  You will be happily married to your life's partner, with children of your own, working in a career that suits your nature, and living in a place that feels like home.  As you approach 40, your life is full and blessed.

[wombat]

Whoa, how did I miss that part??

[bluemoon72]

Whoa, how did I miss that part??

'Cuz that's greenkoolayd's destiny, specifically.  I haven't gotten any insights about yours...we'll have to get to know each other better. 

[wombat]

Well that's a relief, I thought that was what everyone was supposed to be at 40. At least I haven't screwed up yet again.

[pmcd9]

Wombat, in the year 2020 you will still be admin. of this board.  Long may you reign!

[jay-ell]

She'll be the new official unofficial den mother, after my children have driven me into an early grave.

(Rough times with the kiddos today)

[greenkoolayd]

She'll be the new official unofficial den mother, after my children have driven me into an early grave.

(Rough times with the kiddos today)

this might not help you feel any better, but the measure of a truely good parent is how a child generally acts in public/with other people.




thats pretty much what a parents job is, right?  to teach kids how act in society/etc.

[greenkoolayd]

Also, why you should not shudder when contemplating your life in 2020:  You will be happily married to your life's partner, with children of your own, working in a career that suits your nature, and living in a place that feels like home.  As you approach 40, your life is full and blessed.

i have less than 13 years to get my shiz together.  im not ready for the future.

[Choop]

i have less than 13 years to get my shiz together.  im not ready for the future.

this is made obvious by the post above it

[bluemoon72]

i have less than 13 years to get my shiz together.  im not ready for the future.

Hmmm....okay, let's try this:  As you approach 40, you are single, with no prospects; you have never even had a serious girlfriend. There was a one-night stand in there somewhere, which you remember with some fondness but more discomfort.  You work in a soul-deadening job doing...let's see...ah, working overnights at a print shop printing the same set of labels on a heatset printer; 20,000 labels a day.  The heatset printer breaks down a lot and the colors are always slightly off-registration.  You live in a rented basement room in Pennsylvania sharing a house with five strangers, males, who rent the other rooms.  One of them has an obvious and painful crush on you.  You try to avoid him when possible.  Another one works...hmmm...in a bread bakery, but in the garlic toast area, and always comes home REEKING of rancid butter and garlic.  The smell lingers in the air through the house for hours, even after he takes a shower--and uses up all the hot water in the meantime.  A third guy is into martial arts and is always doing poses and katanas in the living room when you try to watch the shared television.

Is that better?   

[dejavroom]

Now this is a writer.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Hmmm....okay, let's try this:  As you approach 40, you are single, with no prospects; you have never even had a serious girlfriend. There was a one-night stand in there somewhere, which you remember with some fondness but more discomfort.  You work in a soul-deadening job doing...let's see...ah, working overnights at a print shop printing the same set of labels on a heatset printer; 20,000 labels a day.  The heatset printer breaks down a lot and the colors are always slightly off-registration.  You live in a rented basement room in Pennsylvania sharing a house with five strangers, males, who rent the other rooms.  One of them has an obvious and painful crush on you.  You try to avoid him when possible.  Another one works...hmmm...in a bread bakery, but in the garlic toast area, and always comes home REEKING of rancid butter and garlic.  The smell lingers in the air through the house for hours, even after he takes a shower--and uses up all the hot water in the meantime.  A third guy is into martial arts and is always doing poses and katanas in the living room when you try to watch the shared television.

Is that better?   

This is the best thing I've fapped to all afternoon.

Can.

[greenkoolayd]

...Is that better?   

dude, that was amazing!!!!!  if i had not been a sarcasmic a-hole, you totally wouldnt have created that.

Now this is a writer.

hell and damn yes

[bluemoon72]

This is the best thing I've fapped to all afternoon.

Can.

My job is done.  *bows*

[jaydub]

bluemoon is maintaining an impressive post:can ratio.