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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2009, 02:12:04 pm »

speaking of dicks, maybe we should restrain some of this limitless praise to xkcd9 until he, you know, delivers

he can just take all this praise to the bank and run off to mexico with the touambies results

a disaster on the scale of the munich olympics

Not to worry.  Even if he did abscond with the touambie results, he'd be sure to post plenty of photographs of his whereabouts and wacky adventures on Flickr.  So we'd be able to track him down.
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2009, 03:08:09 pm »

Not to worry.  Even if he did abscond with the touambie results, he'd be sure to post plenty of photographs of his whereabouts and wacky adventures on Flickr.  So we'd be able to track him down.

Moreover, I'd recognize where in Houston he was from background details in the pics.  I'd be the Tommy Lee Jones to his creatively mustachioed Harrison Ford.
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2009, 03:16:53 pm »

The Anton Chigurh to his Lewellyn Moss.
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2009, 03:17:34 pm »

Not to worry.  Even if he did abscond with the touambie results, he'd be sure to post plenty of photographs of his whereabouts and wacky adventures on Flickr.  So we'd be able to track him down.

I would actually gladly forgo there being any actual awards/results in favor of having a nationwide manhunt of this sort. Much like Where's Waldo, but much more flamboyant and mustachioed.
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2009, 03:28:17 pm »

The final picture is Paul's self portrait as he jumps out of a water pipe, a flabbergasted pursuer standing at the edge above, a newfound respect spreading visibly across his/her face.
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2009, 05:40:37 pm »

The Anton Chigurh to his Lewellyn Moss.
The Leonard Smalls to his H.I. McDunnough.
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2009, 05:54:58 pm »

I'm a little bit sad that none of this is going to happen.
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2009, 08:06:30 pm »

The Anton Chigurh to his Lewellyn Moss.

The Doug Lewellyn to his Judge Wapner.
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2009, 08:11:49 pm »

Yeah, in my experience, dicks usually have trouble hitting *any* target.

my mom raised 4 boys all by her damnself.  im sure she would give you a high 5 and an, "amen, sista!"
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2009, 08:25:07 pm »

Ah, what's a little urine on the floor between family members.  And on the seat, and on the tank, shower curtain...sink...mirror...
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2009, 08:49:09 pm »

Ah, what's a little urine on the floor between family members.  And on the seat, and on the tank, shower curtain...sink...mirror...

And the goddamned side of the goddamned cabinets.
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2009, 10:56:49 pm »

I like how you guys went with the more family-friendly interpretation, but that's not what I meant.
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2009, 10:58:27 pm »

She meant that we are artless as lovers!
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2009, 11:05:32 pm »

And yet inadvertently she has revealed that some among us choose to practice their dance moves while urinating.
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Re: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the 2009 TOUAMBies
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