I would second the delete attack, but instead I think I will favor letting people ask for criticism not once but three times and then complain when they get it. It is actually somewhat entertaining.
See, it is this sort of thing that occasionally (eg when my body cavity is full up to the eyes with warm sake) makes me feel very bad. Unless this character is just some sort of postmodern, extremely low yield / impact prank, what we are dealing with is someone who genuinely thought there was something of value on offer here, and that these were the people who would Really Get It, who could Think and See Like He Did, etc etc.
Don't get me wrong. Everything on offer was categorically
dreadful. This truly is the worst thread ever. Regardless, I can't help but wince at bruised sincerity. I don't have a special attack yet.
UR-EDIT: That whole MC Juicyshorts project or whatever the hell negates all of the above goodwill. Ironic posture as a fuck*ng escape route in case sincerity doesn't fly. My black ass. Carry on.