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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2009, 02:23:04 am »
bout time you got here.  I skipped your turn.  You're up next.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2009, 02:24:07 am »
I'm ready for you. My speech is pre-typed in another window.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2009, 02:26:00 am »
I'm a fuck up. Sorry Paul.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2009, 02:28:31 am »
It was nicely done and worth waiting for.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2009, 02:33:17 am »
I also have been with a bird, and excusing myself because I *might* have to make a speech on a website was not the best excused statement of my marriage so far.  Still, microbrew in hand and bowtie firmly affixed, I await the jury's results.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2009, 02:33:57 am »
OMG Misterqueue is presenting N00b of the year!

*swoons*
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2009, 02:36:23 am »
I'm right fuck*ng all this up

Enjoyed it though. Goodnight all!

Paul I love you with you tongue
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2009, 02:37:15 am »
the worst parts of my brain love the concept of "balls deep" so much, so much, so much. every time I hear it I get a little smile on my face.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2009, 02:37:27 am »
Quote from: TedStriker on December 02, 2009, 02:33:17 am
I also have been with a bird, and excusing myself because I *might* have to make a speech on a website was not the best excused statement of my marriage so far.  Still, microbrew in hand and bowtie firmly affixed, I await the jury's results.

In contrast, I was just brushing my teeth and was asked "Hey, aren't you supposed to be at a meeting on a messageboard?"
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2009, 02:38:26 am »
Quote from: wombat on December 02, 2009, 02:37:27 am
In contrast, I was just brushing my teeth and was asked "Hey, aren't you supposed to be at a meeting on a messageboard?"

I gotta date with some imaginary people on the internet!
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2009, 02:39:15 am »
Quote from: Drygioni on December 02, 2009, 02:36:23 am
I'm right fuck*ng all this up

Enjoyed it though. Goodnight all!

Paul I love you with you tongue

So wait...does he know that he won the Prodigal Son award? I'm confused.

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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2009, 02:39:33 am »
Mister Q was a brilliant touch Paul, as I am sure we don't need to tell you.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2009, 02:46:17 am »
Oh, the suspense. Except for the thing about how admins can see all the poll results.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2009, 02:49:04 am »
Quote from: wombat on December 02, 2009, 02:46:17 am
Oh, the suspense. Except for the thing about how admins can see all the poll results.

Shhhh!
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2009, 02:50:07 am »
So, let me take a minute to apologize for being late. I had to make a run to the adult store because a friend decided last-minute that we're having a Dirty Drunken Santa gift exchange party on Friday and I can't take my kids to a sex shop. Today was the only day I could go due to Other Obligations, and holiday traffic made it terrible getting in and out. My car is still at the BFF's house, and I will have to go out after this and pick it up.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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