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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2009, 06:29:31 am »
You've done yourself proud Moonie.  That's a quality keister.  And lets here no more of this "I wish it were smaller" talk.  Your ass is nice and plump, just the way I love it.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2009, 02:39:43 pm »
Am I the only one who is mildly creeped out by the accolades being heaped on blue's ass, here?

I mean, posting an ass picture is one thing, but...it seems that the proper behavior here is that thing guys do when they get caught staring at a chick's boobs: pretend to see nothing and make silent plans to masturbate later.

I have shown various body parts to many people while I have been intoxicated (one of the main reasons I now avoid drinking to excess) and I don't recall every having a group of people gather around to compliment my bits.

Except that one time when I group of Pedro's college suite-mates agreed that I had extremely nicely-shaped nipples. Come to think of it, maybe I just remember that because I was sober?

Carry on, then.

(Also: I think I woke up on the wrong side of the thesaurus this morning, WTF?)
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2009, 03:01:12 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 03, 2009, 02:39:43 pm
...that thing guys do when they get caught staring at a chick's boobs: pretend to see nothing and make silent plans to masturbate later.
Wait hold up. You guys (gals) know thats what were doing? fuck
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2009, 03:06:31 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 03, 2009, 02:39:43 pm
Am I the only one who is mildly creeped out by the accolades being heaped on blue's ass, here?

I think they're being gentlemanly.  Also, now I'm trying to picture what a heap of accolades stacked on my ass would look like.  Huh.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2009, 03:08:16 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on December 03, 2009, 03:06:31 pm
I think they're being gentlemanly.  Also, now I'm trying to picture what a heap of accolades stacked on my ass would look like.  Huh.

It would look like a pyramid of tiny cans of Dr Pepper. Duh.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2009, 03:14:55 pm »
Jealous, JL? 

Listen, I promise that if you show us some (usually covered) body parts we'll heap accolades on them.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2009, 03:23:34 pm »
I am having boudoir pics taken tomorrow night, we'll see what we can do.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2009, 04:01:45 pm »
Bluemoon has gone above any beyond the call of boo dut b duty.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2009, 04:10:15 pm »
Didn't someone hatch a plan a few years back, saying we should all post pictures of ourselves without #####?  I want to say it was Pedro, or maybe Choop.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2009, 04:16:58 pm »
It was Pedro. Jough nixed it because we had a few underage members and he didn't want to go to jail.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2009, 04:19:19 pm »
Plus I think the "Bewbies and Wang" threads are a little too Dumbrella for a classy joint like this.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2009, 07:05:41 pm »
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2009, 07:08:24 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 03, 2009, 04:16:58 pm
It was Pedro. Jough nixed it because we had a few underage members and he didn't want to go to jail.

I did post one. It was extremely tasteful, as I recall.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2009, 07:16:10 pm »
Here's the thread, but no pics.

http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,1028.0.html
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2009, 07:26:47 pm »
Quality olde tymez.

I'd have to photoshop off my thigh pimples.  No one wants to see that.
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