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Author Topic: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®  (Read 8779 times)

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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #45 on: December 28, 2009, 06:36:00 am »
I have had it, in Italy.

And then I drove around in my BMW and fucked an italian supermodel, and then I blew up Il Duomo with my wristwatch.

(but actually I did have it in italy. it is good.)
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #46 on: December 28, 2009, 06:44:20 am »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on December 27, 2009, 06:34:58 pm
More like old ham

Maybe like ham from an old country.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #47 on: December 28, 2009, 06:50:00 am »
Pig, to my palate, is a morning-meal animal only so I'm not so inclined to go afield with such things.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #48 on: December 28, 2009, 07:33:22 am »
I have had prosciutto.  It is a fine meat-stuff.  It is pricey beyond its tastiness however, which is a fault neither of ham, nor of bacon.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #49 on: December 28, 2009, 01:35:41 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 28, 2009, 06:36:00 am
I have had it, in Italy.

And then I drove around in my BMW and fucked an italian supermodel, and then I blew up Il Duomo with my wristwatch.

At first I thought this was a serious post by A-Cap.

I was eating proscuitto before most of you were born.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #50 on: December 28, 2009, 03:26:09 pm »
I have prosciutto in my fridge right now.

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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #51 on: December 28, 2009, 04:57:43 pm »
Quote from: wombat on December 28, 2009, 01:35:41 pm
At first I thought this was a serious post by A-Cap.

I was eating proscuitto before most of you were born.
No way, lady. I hear Italian women have lots of hair they dont shave. That is not my scene.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #52 on: December 28, 2009, 06:33:10 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on December 28, 2009, 04:57:43 pm
No way, lady. I hear Italian women have lots of hair they dont shave. That is not my scene.

I can confirm this is not in 100% of cases true.

It's a bit weird the whole 'continental-types don't like shaving' thing, it's definitely not accurate. I'm sure the British invented the rumour so we felt better about our hard-faced Cromwellian sourpusses.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #53 on: December 28, 2009, 07:43:24 pm »
Dude, it's the same underneath the hair.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #54 on: December 28, 2009, 08:35:28 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 28, 2009, 07:43:24 pm
Dude, it's the same underneath the hair.
I had a friend whose girlfriend claimed some kind of sensitive skin condition that prevented her from shaving anything. And she insisted on wearing like, tank tops and other sleeveless/shoulderless tops.
It was not a good thing.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #55 on: December 28, 2009, 11:10:32 pm »
Oddly, leg hair on women does not bother me much at all but underarm hair woogs me the hell out.

I mean, I am not "into" leg hair, I mildly prefer shaved legs on a lady but it is not A Thing at all.

Underarm hair, though, yikes, no. Oh God no.

And I am fair about this, I shave my own but not for aesthetic reasons, rather so that I do not have to apply deodorant three times a day.

As I am Ethnic.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #56 on: December 29, 2009, 12:02:41 am »
I know a few girls who do not shave their armpits, and it is not really my scene.
whatever, though.

I only care about it when one of them said that shaving armpits is "heteronormative" and I got in a huge fight with her about how that makes NO GODDAMN SENSE. THE WORD YOU MEAN IS SEXIST. COME ON.

and then she tried to explain herself and it was really clear that she was completely full of shit, and just didn't like shaving. Which is fine. But I have low tolerance for certain kinds of bullshit, and that is one of them.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #57 on: December 29, 2009, 03:13:14 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 29, 2009, 12:02:41 am
...when one of them said that shaving armpits is "heteronormative" and I got in a huge fight with her about how that makes NO GODDAMN SENSE...

I could, however, see a case for "socionormative."
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #58 on: December 29, 2009, 04:15:34 am »
I could see a case for "normal."

Amirite guys?

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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #59 on: December 29, 2009, 04:20:29 am »
Quote from: lprkn on December 29, 2009, 04:15:34 am
I could see a case for "normal."
In the sense that the majority of people in a given group do it, then yes. Yes it is.

My take has always been that I shave my face every day because I do not want to scare small children, this is an aesthetic choice I've made about my own body. If you want to make a different aesthetic choice that is your call but I don't have to pretend it looks good to me.

Slight lie in that I haven't shaved for a month because  have been on HOLIDAY damnit.
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