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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2010, 10:59:57 pm »
Actually, we are having nachos!
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2010, 11:01:33 pm »
So how is that not your birthday dinner? 

Are you having some sort of uber nachos, with lobster and caviar on them this weekend?

p.s.  I'm suddenly craving nachos for dinner. 
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2010, 11:05:00 pm »
Lobster nachos, damn that's some serious shit right there.
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2010, 12:40:22 am »
i've made lobster nachos before. they are incredible.

slice the lobster in half, straight down the middle. this will kill it. take the tail halves out of the tail and poach them in butter. chop them roughly when done, then make the dressing, a tablespoon of mayo and a quarter jalapeno per tail. tastes better with white corn chips: lobstery, spicy, salty, buttery. (this was part of an all-seafood dinner-as-wedding-gift for our best friends)
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2010, 12:45:07 am »
Happy Birthday from an imaginary person!
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2010, 12:52:42 am »
Quote from: Choop on January 20, 2010, 12:40:22 am
i've made lobster nachos before. they are incredible.

slice the lobster in half, straight down the middle. this will kill it. take the tail halves out of the tail and poach them in butter. chop them roughly when done, then make the dressing, a tablespoon of mayo and a quarter jalapeno per tail. tastes better with white corn chips: lobstery, spicy, salty, buttery. (this was part of an all-seafood dinner-as-wedding-gift for our best friends)

This is the 2nd most delicious sounding food item I heard discussed today. The first being the Spicy Salty Sweet pizza (jalapenos, bacon, pineapple)
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2010, 03:02:32 am »
Quote from: side_show on January 19, 2010, 11:01:33 pm
Are you having some sort of uber nachos, with lobster and caviar on them this weekend?

Not sure about the caviar, but the lobster...that could work. But how, exactly?

Quote from: Choop on January 20, 2010, 12:40:22 am
slice the lobster in half, straight down the middle. this will kill it. take the tail halves out of the tail and poach them in butter. chop them roughly when done, then make the dressing, a tablespoon of mayo and a quarter jalapeno per tail. tastes better with white corn chips: lobstery, spicy, salty, buttery. (this was part of an all-seafood dinner-as-wedding-gift for our best friends)

Ah, thanks resident TOUAMB awesome food expert!

Edit: Oh shit, almost forgot! Happy birthday Wombat!
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2010, 03:04:26 am »
Happy birthday!  I have procured a pug necklace for you.  PM me your address?
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2010, 03:11:40 am »
hibble bibble, wibbles!

ALSO: puglace!
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2010, 03:22:44 am »
LOL, I just realized the pug necklace puglace is in the same place your Secret Satan gift is, smets (and greenkoolayd's Christmas presents too).  I believe I did not pack this bag away upon my moving; I believe these treasures are secreted away in my car's trunk.  This will be solved by the weekend.
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2010, 04:05:22 am »
Quote from: Choop on January 20, 2010, 12:40:22 am
slice the lobster in half, straight down the middle. this will kill it.

Fuck I hope so! 

Now I'm gonna have nightmares about sundered crustaceans just mowing us all down.
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2010, 04:28:49 am »
half a lobster can't walk or hold a gun so i think you'll be safe
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2010, 05:31:21 am »
Happy birthday, omba!!!
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2010, 08:03:05 am »
Have an awesome one Wombles. Though I'm sure you don't know how to have any other kind.

I once plotted 'the World's Most Decadent Nachos' to be made using kobe beef and some really exotic kind of chip-substitute (can't remember exactly what it was now) but I was stuck for a decadent enough cheese to go with it. The sauce was to involve sundried tomatoes and some particularly tasty red wine that I'd had around that time (which might not have been completely unrelated to having this idea).
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2010, 07:45:31 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 20, 2010, 04:51:26 pm
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Oh man I just pictured Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden all picking the forbidden avacado The Serpent all like "Hey kids I've got this mad recipie for that". The Lord all like

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