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Re: Aminals
« Reply #930 on: July 13, 2017, 03:49:54 pm »

More hosss!
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #931 on: July 13, 2017, 06:21:57 pm »

ALSO: Oreo let me open her mouth and check her choppers, handle her feet, flop in the saddle weird/awkward (I did it on purpose) and didn't bat an eye when I stood next to her head talking with Spouse and the owner and casually tested her out by waving a random arm in the air now and then. And she rode around responding to only heel and leg pressure, I didn't even have to neck rein and would give me a walk and a big bobbing thoroughbred trot at the first ask.

GODDAMN that's a fine hoss with one (kinda major) flaw.

Yeah, that's good. C said to me today that when she rode a friend's pony, it had a real smooth trot, and a smooth canter, and did a better job of stopping when she asked, and was generally better mannered.
I managed not to say "That's because Charm is kind of a shit!" but man I was thinking it.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #932 on: July 19, 2017, 06:54:52 pm »

She does, however, eat like a champ, so no problems with that part of the move.

I have yet to meat a hoss that doesn't eat like a champ, but small sample size.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #933 on: July 20, 2017, 08:25:45 pm »

Did she get a new name?
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« Reply #934 on: August 17, 2017, 12:41:24 am »

Why do you care about conformation on pigs? Is the bacon less delicious if his toes aren't perfect?
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« Reply #935 on: August 17, 2017, 02:08:47 am »

If they are really cute you can salt the bellies with tears which saves a few cents a lb, really adds up if it's a well-fed pig
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« Reply #936 on: August 17, 2017, 05:00:26 pm »

But why will people pay more for the pretty pig at auction? Like I know there are kinds of livestock that people breed fancy for show. But these are just for eating, yes?
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« Reply #937 on: August 17, 2017, 08:40:13 pm »

Maybe they throw in extra because they know not all of them usually make it? Really, it's kind of surprising any of them do, via the post office.
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« Reply #938 on: August 31, 2017, 06:34:47 pm »

That's interesting. I wonder how hard it is to get a hoss to hold still to have its lip tattooed?
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #939 on: September 15, 2017, 08:32:38 pm »

One of the chickens is straight slacking:

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Re: Aminals
« Reply #940 on: September 17, 2017, 11:45:15 am »

I'm calling bullshit on that egg.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #941 on: September 19, 2017, 07:23:01 pm »

Such an undignified photo.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #942 on: October 05, 2017, 06:54:00 pm »

I can't keep track. How much livestock do you have now?
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« Reply #943 on: October 05, 2017, 07:21:28 pm »

OK, here's a re-cap for you:

2 hosss
2 pigs
7 year old laying hens
7 laying chicks
12 seven week old turkeys
1 possible goat

It sounds like a lot but remember there's a rotation going on. The pigs and the turkeys will be sold or eaten shortly and the chicks will join the laying hens soon.

We'll wind up with 2 goats, one will be a dairy goat we'll breed for showing and kids to sell off for profit.

I'll raise two dozen cornish cross pullets to eat, but they only take eight weeks and then I'll have six months of chicken, turkey and pork put up, so Spring and most of Summer can be all about the garden.
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« Reply #944 on: October 05, 2017, 08:41:12 pm »

So right now it is still zero goats? I feel like we have been talking about goats for months, but you have been all goat talk and no goat action.
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