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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2011, 04:04:27 pm »

If so, then it must have become a thing after 1979. I love my Dad and have more respect for him than anybody else I know. The guy's smart in just about every way, but the dude can lecture like it's nobody's business. If there is a way to say something that would take most people two sentences at most, he'll figure out how to make it two paragraphs.

I unfortunately inherited this trait.

OK, maybe pithy is the wrong word. Colorful and folksy? Whimsical?

Y'all know what I mean, though. My favorite of my dad's is, "If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a stagecoach."
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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2011, 04:05:38 pm »

Y'all do what you yonker to do, y'know.

Getting a little too pithy here for me.
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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2011, 05:02:03 pm »

My motivation for my current exercise regimen is: awesome sex.

and, as mentioned, fitting comfortably into my jeans instead of having to buy new ones.

My gal lost something like 15 (!!!) pounds over the summer, and I did not think she needed to lose weight, but holy crap is she hot right now.
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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2011, 10:33:54 pm »

blind runner-in case you feel poopy today
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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2011, 03:03:05 am »

Awe!  Super cute!
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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2011, 02:31:14 pm »

I ought to mention here that I do work out on a rowing machine for ten minutes every morning, so if I need to escape from a bad guy in a row boat, I am all set. Yeah, the nearest body of water is a creek a half mile away, but you never know.
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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2011, 03:03:14 pm »

See, now you just have to train to run a half mile, which is really not that much.
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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2011, 03:07:04 pm »

You should probably buy a rowboat to keep at the creek, too.
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« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2011, 04:54:29 pm »

See, now you just have to train to run a half mile, which is really not that much.

I'm not worried, it's all downhill.
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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #39 on: October 20, 2011, 04:56:23 pm »

blind runner-in case you feel poopy today

I have a distant relative in Poland who is a blind runner. He set the world record for a person with a disability at the Paralympics in 2000. He's mentioned briefly in this article; all the good pieces on the race are in Polish.

I'm not worried, it's all downhill.

Hell, you could *roll* half a mile, then.
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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #40 on: October 20, 2011, 05:58:44 pm »

You can't leave the boat at the creek it'll get stolen.  Now you have to train running downhill half a mile carrying a rowboat.
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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2011, 07:45:08 pm »

The only boat I own is inflatable and looks like a raccoon. On the bright side it'll be easy to carry.
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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #42 on: October 20, 2011, 08:31:21 pm »

So really, all you need to be sure of is that you train to maintain a lung capacity capable of maintaining the inflatedness of a raccoon shaped boat.  Wait... is that a sentence?  Is it a sentence that would make sense out of context?  What the hell is going on here?
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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2011, 09:46:59 pm »

or also carry a pump
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Re: Run! Ash, Run!
« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2011, 09:57:45 pm »

also, oars are effective weapons, just in case.
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