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Re: Write your own obituary
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2013, 03:15:49 am »
There goes the guy who sucks; plus he had depression.
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Re: Write your own obituary
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2013, 05:50:29 am »
I don't think too much about when I'm gone.
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Re: Write your own obituary
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2013, 03:51:01 pm »
Mostly, I'm annoyed about missing all the cool shit that is coming.
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Re: Write your own obituary
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2013, 07:23:34 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on March 26, 2013, 03:51:01 pm
Mostly, I'm annoyed about missing all the cool shit that is coming.

I'm planning on staying alive for most of it.
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Re: Write your own obituary
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2013, 07:32:21 pm »
Let me know how that works out for you.

Oh, wait
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Re: Write your own obituary
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2013, 08:49:27 pm »
It's definitely a viking funeral for me, with a big drunken party. Maybe a little will reading where my sister [or other selected next of kin] gets everything so no one else finds out how poor I am, and then she has to try to give away my paintings. Great, now I'm gonna be thinking about that scene next time I paint. All about how she'll never be able to give this one away, cause it sucks. There goes that hobby...
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Re: Write your own obituary
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2013, 10:46:19 pm »
My dad has said for years he wants a Viking funeral. I'm yet to determine whether this can be done without me ending up imprisoned.
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Re: Write your own obituary
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2013, 12:59:27 am »
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Re: Write your own obituary
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2013, 02:25:58 am »
What does it cost if you want them to wail, rend their clothes, and beseech the heavens for the return of the deceased?
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Re: Write your own obituary
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2013, 05:39:41 pm »
Rent a mourner and rent a white guy business is thriving in parts of asia.
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