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« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2004, 10:23:54 pm »
The thing is, you can't really "get away with" too many academic essays on cheesy horror films on one site.

One or two out of a hundred essays, okay.  But I'd like the site to appeal to serious film lovers, i.e. grad students who take themselves too seriously.
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« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2004, 10:26:07 pm »
That's OK, cause I'm not really going to write it anyhow.
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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2004, 06:49:39 pm »
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That's OK, cause I'm not really going to write it anyhow.


Somehow I figured as much.

Man, I feel like High School Barbie right now, but instead of math, it's writing film essays that is hard.
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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2004, 06:57:45 pm »
I've always thought of you much like I think of HS Barbie. Wanna go to the mall?
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« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2004, 07:22:15 pm »
I think of you ALL as Barbies.  With permanent vacuous smiles and featurless plastic groinal areas.  And a little sister named Skipper.
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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2004, 08:41:58 pm »
Dude, you know like, waaaaaaaay too much about a doll's genitalia and family life.

SOMEBODY'S MOTHER WANTED A GIRL
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« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2004, 08:47:35 pm »
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With permanent vacuous smiles and featurless plastic groinal areas.


Think you hit a nerve, there, Counsellor.
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« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2004, 08:54:57 pm »
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Dude, you know like, waaaaaaaay too much about a doll's genitalia and family life.

SOMEBODY'S MOTHER WANTED A GIRL


I have daughters.
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« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2004, 10:29:28 pm »
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...featurless plastic groinal areas...

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. WARREN ELLIS!
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