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« Reply #120 on: March 23, 2004, 07:17:41 am »
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« Reply #121 on: March 23, 2004, 10:15:16 am »
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There was a moment of surprise.


Riiiiiiiight.
That still sounds rather, well, possibly like it was scarier for her.

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« Reply #122 on: March 23, 2004, 11:58:59 am »
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Agreed. I did encounter one girl in HS who was drastically different than eveybody else I've met but still not actually bad.


In high school, you had enough information to determine this?

Oh my God, these kids today.
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« Reply #123 on: March 23, 2004, 04:18:45 pm »
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Agreed. I did encounter one girl in HS who was drastically different than eveybody else I've met but still not actually bad.


In high school, you had enough information to determine this?

Oh my God, these kids today.


Technically it was the summer after I graduated. And in the years since then all additional information gathered has only supported the she-was-different hypothesis.
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« Reply #124 on: March 23, 2004, 05:32:27 pm »
Imagine this scene: It's 2002, and I'm a sophomore in high school. I head down south for the first time, and encounter....my god. The horror. It was very, very bad. The next day, I spent an hour just sitting around, thinking, "That COULD NOT have been anything other than either a cruel joke or some sort of massively uncommon experience." Luckily, the latter was true.

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In high school, you had enough information to determine this?
Oh my God, these kids today.

Didn't every....oh, god, I am such a SLUT.
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« Reply #125 on: March 23, 2004, 06:16:08 pm »
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Didn't every....oh, god, I am such a SLUT.


'Oh dear, that's my third monacle this week. I really must stop being so horrified.'
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« Reply #126 on: March 23, 2004, 06:47:20 pm »
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But I'm clearly on the smell & taste are good side here.


I'm sorry.  I can't do it.  

I just can't imagine Cort in an Adult Situation.  

I know that he lives with Erin, and logic tells me that they are probably intimate on a semi-regular basis.  But, I have held naked mole-rats with this man, and the thought of him going down on who-knows-how-many adolescent strumpets is deeply, deeply disturbing to me.  

FWIW, I can't think of Tobey that way, either.  
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« Reply #127 on: March 23, 2004, 07:54:27 pm »
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I'm sorry.  I can't do it.  

I just can't imagine Cort in an Adult Situation.  


You know, I've always thought that virtually every woman I've ever met (except my dear wife, thank god) has felt exactly this way about me.
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« Reply #128 on: March 23, 2004, 07:55:27 pm »
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I'm sorry.  I can't do it.  


Hell, the only reason I can cope artfully with this thread, is that I don't know any of you personally, and thus don't have to contend with images of your buried between your partner's legs.
Ah, god* bless the internet!

*As always, intentional non-capitalisation.
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« Reply #129 on: March 23, 2004, 08:25:02 pm »
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I'm sorry.  I can't do it.  

I just can't imagine Cort in an Adult Situation.  


You know, I've always thought that virtually every woman I've ever met (except my dear wife, thank god) has felt exactly this way about me.


That is because you, dear August, are representative of what I like to call "The Marrying Kind."  

Funny story.  When Pedro and I were kids, just after he had screwed up the <parts> to ask me out but just before he actually asked, I dropped this bombshell on him:

"You know, you're just like a brother to me."  

At the time, I knew that I liked him, but had no idea that he liked me, and, since I was seeing someone else *and* my best friend at the time had a four-alarm crush on him, I felt the honorable thing to do was to pull out the "you're such a good friend" line and let dear Jenni have a shot.  Little did I know.  

He ended up asking me out anyway, and Jenni and the guy I'd been dating (who, I'm ashamed to say, got kicked to the curb) were more than a little annoyed.  But, in retrospect, Jenni (and her husband) seem pleased with the way things turned out.  

The morning of our first date, Jenni and I had a conversation about whether or not Pedro would try to kiss me.  My reaction: "Who, Pedro?  Hell no.  He's so...innocent.*"  

See?  The marrying kind.  

Incidentally, I wonder if those of you who have met Pedro and I have greater-than-average trouble with my participation in such conversations, since you know both halves of the equation, so to speak.  

A fascinating question of mental gymnastics.

*He did.  
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« Reply #130 on: March 23, 2004, 08:29:04 pm »
As far as I am concerned our Den Momma, like everyone's Momma, has emphatically never had sexual relations of any kind with anyone.
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« Reply #131 on: March 23, 2004, 08:35:01 pm »
You can all just imagine my avatar burrowing his little blonde head between a voluptuous woman's legs.
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« Reply #132 on: March 23, 2004, 08:35:57 pm »
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« Reply #133 on: March 23, 2004, 08:37:56 pm »
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As far as I am concerned our Den Momma, like everyone's Momma, has emphatically never had sexual relations of any kind with anyone.


Ditto. And I haven't even met either of you!
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« Reply #134 on: March 23, 2004, 08:38:58 pm »
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You can all just imagine my avatar burrowing his little blonde head between a voluptuous woman's legs.


Great. Now I can...

Fucker.
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